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Neil Griffiths
Trader NSW Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 1112 Reg: 07-2005
| Seeing Sunday is going to be hectic for most. I'd like to say this now. MERRY CHRISTAMS EVERYBODY Have a SAFE & HAPPY Day Please..Keep the Xmas cheer away from the road.
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Don Bagnall
Moderator New Zealand 1991 UZZ30 GT4.0 V8
Posts: 1893 Reg: 05-2005
| Same to you Neil and everybody. I don't drink and drive..........coz I spill too much
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Perry Morgan
DieHard Qld UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 630 Reg: 07-2005
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Don Bagnall wrote on Friday, December 23, 2005 - 09:43 am:
More like too pissed to get the key in the ignition. Safe Hols everyone. |
Brett Cashmore
TryHard Western Australia Celsior C-Spec
Posts: 142 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry Christmas to All !!!!!!! |
Peter Nitschke
JunkFilterer South Australia GT4.0 V8
Posts: 2782 Reg: 11-2004
| What the heck is Christams? If this was a WA thread I would guess at some sort of sex toy Have a good one everybody, it will be "business as usual" for SC over the break for all those still interested |
Lam Tran
Tinkerer Tokyo none
Posts: 43 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry xmas everyone, be safe and enjoy the warm weather over there... This is going to be my first white xmas.. Lam and Gen |
Alan Carter
TryHard Vic V8 UZZ31
Posts: 115 Reg: 07-2005
| Bah! Humbug!!! Get back to work you bums, anyone would think this was a holiday. Seriously folks (and folkettes), have a good one and don't do anyone I wouldn't. Merry Bah Humbug |
Colin Kirkpatrick
TryHard NSW Soarer UZZ31 & UZZ32
Posts: 235 Reg: 07-2005
| Yes Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Keep safe and get ready for a better year. Must do some more cruises! |
Daniel Lee
TryHard Victoria Soarer GT Limited UZZ31 V8
Posts: 415 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry Xmas and Happy New Year everyone!! Best wishes and have a happy holidays |
Ollie Ernst
TryHard ACT Soarer V8 Limited
Posts: 325 Reg: 07-2005
| Happy Festivus! I can't wait for the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. I'm gonna go off!!! |
Avin Luther
TryHard vic Soarer uzz31 Limited
Posts: 466 Reg: 07-2005
| MERRY CHRISTMAS! I GONNA GET SMASHED! Ho Ho.. Ho |
Don Bagnall
Moderator New Zealand 1991 UZZ30 GT4.0 V8
Posts: 1915 Reg: 05-2005
| Surprise! Surprise!........go AVIN! Have a good one mate |
Avin Luther
TryHard vic Soarer uzz31 Limited
Posts: 473 Reg: 07-2005
| I will Don! tonight is the last night i ever work in a Bar! |
Don Bagnall
Moderator New Zealand 1991 UZZ30 GT4.0 V8
Posts: 1917 Reg: 05-2005
| Good onya MATE!!!..........GO HARD! |
David Vaughan
Goo Roo ACT Soarer GT-L (4.0 V8) Lexus is300 (3.0 VVT-i 6)
Posts: 1023 Reg: 07-2005
| Just noticed the thread title. Are Chris Tams celebratory Tim Tams? Enjoyed by the Chris Mouse? Whatever, have a good break and make sure you are around here next year.
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Brad Elphinstone
TryHard NSW JZZ30 GT-T
Posts: 356 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry Christmas everyone and all the best for the new year. Be safe, and see you at a club meet soon! |
Daniel Riley
Tinkerer Victoria TT
Posts: 49 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry Christmas all. Thanks for all the help, See you guys in the new year. |
Grant Gablish
Tinkerer NSW Soarer JZZ30 (L)
Posts: 21 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry Xmas everyone, and here's to a great 2006. Cheers, Grant and Lillian. |
Andrew Meiers
TryHard Victoria V8, ST
Posts: 225 Reg: 07-2005
| Merry Christmas to you all. Best wishes for 2006! :-) |
Justin Hughes
DieHard VIC V8 UZZ31 LTD
Posts: 622 Reg: 07-2005
| Bah Humbug !!!!!!!!!! Best Wishes to all - Be Safe .... see you all next year - Lots of Love - Juzza xoxoxox |
Kate Green
TryHard NSW TT
Posts: 101 Reg: 07-2005
| no bahh hombug here, ujuts lots and lorts of many pure blondes nd the out lawsa...hehehe, arguements gaalore on xmas eve hahaha, ike keystone cops around ehre hehehehe...merrry sxmas to all on the forums...cheeeers and lotas more beers!!! hhooorrooo |
Neil Griffiths
Trader NSW Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 1135 Reg: 07-2005
| Dont forget the Cookies & Milk,,, (I'm hungry tonight) heheheh |
Perry Morgan
DieHard Qld UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 636 Reg: 07-2005
| Woohoo, so far the dog and bird (the kids) gave me a real cool quicksilver shirt. Can't wait to go over to the old's, stuff my face and see what else I scored hehehe. |
Don Bagnall
Moderator New Zealand 1991 UZZ30 GT4.0 V8
Posts: 1938 Reg: 05-2005
| A Christmas Poem for Ewe's 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Dickhead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee. They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub. And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder. I was donning my jacket to cover my ass, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash. His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore. That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile. He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink. I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee. Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed. The first thing he found was a pair of false tits, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits. A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind. A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention. A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil. This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will s h i t, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split. He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve. He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead. In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch! The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!
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Mustafa Akgul
DieHard NSW JZZ30-GTTL
Posts: 827 Reg: 07-2005
| Id like to also wish a merry Christmas to all who celebrate it.hope everyone has a safe one. Since santa was born in Turkey (bizantine times) i have an interest in him also. |