Alen Sadikovic wrote on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 - 10:24 pm:1 Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ... Bananas ........ The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ......... Nothing can be done to change them.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots ........... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.