| Author |
Message |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1127
Reg: 09-2005
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Who says the car isnt married though? |
Chelsie Keating
Tinkerer
WA
TT manual
Posts: 82
Reg: 09-2005
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Why would HE be called Mrs or Miss gold?? Hes a he, how insulting would that be!!!
Hes gold and shiny and very handsome! His name is MR GOLD!!
Get it? |
Daniel Czechowski
DieHard
Western Australia
Soarer GT-T
Posts: 931
Reg: 07-2005
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Ahaha. Well, to me my Soarer is a she  Hmnmm, I got an idea, how about your soarer (the HE) hooks up with my soarer (the SHE)  I assume HE is single  |
Don Bagnall
Moderator
New Zealand
I have LESS Soarers than Hayden :-(
Posts: 3456
Reg: 05-2005
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I wonder if you can have Gay Soarers?  |
Matthew Oswald
Tinkerer
Western Australia
Soarer TT
Posts: 75
Reg: 11-2005
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I heard callums soarer loves teh wang :P |
Daniel Czechowski
DieHard
Western Australia
Soarer GT-T
Posts: 932
Reg: 07-2005
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Well, my soarer can be a hot lesbian, I'll be fine with that, she's got my approval  |
Adam Peterson
TryHard
Western Australia
V8
Posts: 145
Reg: 04-2006
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lol .. poor Le |
Tom Kneebone
TryHard
WA
factory 5 spd TT : Auto TT
Posts: 291
Reg: 10-2005
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Some putz in a 4wd roaring past me on vincent when the lights at charles change to orange. This guy is getting along and the red thing in front of me hits it's anchors so I switch lanes to follow the 4wd through.
Next thing I know the dufus is trying to lift his back wheels off the ground, so I apply the road runner stopping technique, easily pulling up before his truck can and sit there going 
When the lights go green on Charles a black or dark green soarer glides sedately across the intersection heading north.
Time approx 17:15 |
Adam Barry
TryHard
WA
UZZ30
Posts: 256
Reg: 08-2005
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Saw 2 Soarers on my way around the corner to Chicken Treat at about 7:00. First one was dark green, gave a honk of his horn and then followed me round the corner off Warton onto Spencer Rd, roared past before turning into a side-street - sounded quite nice.
Then saw a red one leaving the carpark of Thornlie shops as I was pulling in. |
Ben Daniel
Tinkerer
WA
TT
Posts: 44
Reg: 03-2006
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Today at about 4:15 turning onto Thomas street heading to Subi came across a dark blue V8 Soarer with a big dual exhaust, bodykit and some nice lookin mags which were fairly big.. im guessin 19's, 20's. Was being driven by a Lady with a male passenger. Anyone on here ?? |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1130
Reg: 09-2005
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Matt, Soaring may love the caulk but she runs faster than your pos.
In winter we snuggle and she keeps me warm <3 |
Tom Kneebone
TryHard
WA
factory 5 spd TT : Auto TT
Posts: 296
Reg: 10-2005
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I always think of my car as a him. We're buddies, partners in crime. We go out and have a good time together, play up when we can and generally enjoy each others company. As we drive through the traffic we project in to the minds of all who see MC Hammer's -- "can't touch this" |
Alfred Heng
TryHard
WA
V8 GT Limited
Posts: 317
Reg: 02-2006
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Have been seeing a Black Soarer with a non factory wing on it on Candlewood in Joondalup. Seen it 3-4 times in as many days. Anyone here? |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1135
Reg: 09-2005
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I like to think of mine as a she, because its not as demoralising when i bitch slap her around corners. |
Adam Barry
TryHard
WA
UZZ30
Posts: 257
Reg: 08-2005
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My car's definitely of the female persuasion. When she went crunch, I mourned her like a lost love. 
And when I got her back, I lavished love on her like a new girlfriend. |
Luke Nieuwhof
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 870
Reg: 07-2005
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My car is a female. And everytime I push her throttle, it's like you-know-what. And she is great at it.
Hmmm, maybe too far...
I think all cars are shes to men and hes to women, funny that they're like replacement partners. |
Adam Barry
TryHard
WA
UZZ30
Posts: 258
Reg: 08-2005
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Luke Nieuwhof wrote on Tuesday, May 09, 2006 - 07:37 am:funny that they're like replacement partners.
They're the best kind of partners - they get up and go when you tell them to, they stop when you tell them to, they sit quietly and wait for your attention, and they never complain about you looking at other cars out of the corner of your eye. |
Daniel Czechowski
DieHard
Western Australia
Soarer GT-T
Posts: 934
Reg: 07-2005
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Haha, I'm very faithful to mine, good times and bad, she knows I'm always hers  |
Luke Nieuwhof
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 872
Reg: 07-2005
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Geez almost 900 posts, this will be a 1000 post thread soon! What's the biggest thread on SC? |
Samantha Hornby
DieHard
WA
Factory Manual TT
Posts: 803
Reg: 09-2005
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Mine's definitely female. Only a woman would give me this much trouble.  |
Nick Petkovic
TryHard
WA
Soarer V8 Limited
Posts: 155
Reg: 02-2006
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A woman to admit that women are trouble????  This doesn't happen often |
Adam Barry
TryHard
WA
UZZ30
Posts: 259
Reg: 08-2005
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Yeah, but we all know that Sam isn't a woman per se. She's really just a bloke with boobs. |
Luke Nieuwhof
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 873
Reg: 07-2005
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Sam is alllllll woman. I can only try my best to service her needs but she is a demanding femme. |
Adam Barry
TryHard
WA
UZZ30
Posts: 260
Reg: 08-2005
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Yeah, I think we're all waiting in the queue to service that particular import. |
Samantha Hornby
DieHard
WA
Factory Manual TT
Posts: 805
Reg: 09-2005
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Dudes?!  |
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