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James Johnson
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Thursday, May 19, 2011 - 04:42 pm, by: James Johnson (Jimbo)

LIFE IN AN AUSSIE MENTAL HOSPITAL

A nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a truck, with his hands at 10 to 2.

The nurse asks him, 'Kenny! What are you doing?'

Kenny replies, 'Can't talk right now I'm driving to Melbourne !' The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Kenny's room just as he stops driving his imaginary truck and she asks, 'Well Kenny, how was your trip?'

Kenny says, 'I'm exhausted, I just got into Melbourne and I need some rest.

That's great,' replied the nurse, 'I'm glad you had a safe trip.'

The nurse leaves Kenny's room, and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Davo sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

Shocked, she shouts, 'Davo what are you doing!?' To which Davo replies,

'Shhh, I'm shagging Kenny's wife while he's in Melbourne '.

Ryan Rankovic
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Thursday, June 02, 2011 - 11:51 pm, by: Ryan Rankovic (Ryan1j)

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when lying.
He tests it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"

"At school!"

Robot slaps the son!

"Ok, I watched a dvd at Ben's.."

"What dvd?"

"Toy Story!"

Robot slaps the son again!

"Ok, it was a porno!" he cries.

"What?! At your age, I didn't know what porno was!

Robot slaps the dad!

Mum laughs: "Hahaha, he's definitely your son!"

Robot slaps the mum.

Ben Lipman
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Friday, June 03, 2011 - 07:59 pm, by: Ben Lipman (Ben12a)

HAHAHAHAHA!

Evan Kaio
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Friday, June 03, 2011 - 09:03 pm, by: Evan Kaio (Knave)

When I was born, the doctor slapped my mum.

Matthew Weaver
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Thursday, June 16, 2011 - 10:36 am, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

hippy walks into a Bar and Grill. The waiter comes up to him and asks him if he wants anything. So the Hippy says 'Yeah a cheeseburger. Not too well done, not to rare, but right in the groove.' So the waiter brings his burger and asks if he wants anything to drink. He says 'A cup of tea. Not too hot, not too cold, but right in the Groove.' The waiter's kinda getting pissed now, but he brings the tea and kinda slams it on the table. Little while later the waiter comes back and asks the Hippy if he wants any dessert. He says 'Yeah some ice cream. Not too chocolate, not too vanilla, but right in the Groove.' So the waiter says 'Why don't you kiss my ass. Not the right cheek, not the left cheek, but right in the Groove!'

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Friday, July 01, 2011 - 11:53 am, by: Jeff Bedsor (Jeff_bedsor)

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M5 motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan, Penny Wong and Bob Brown. They're asking for a $30 million ransom.
Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a litre.

Jeff Bedsor
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Friday, July 01, 2011 - 12:06 pm, by: Jeff Bedsor (Jeff_bedsor)

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Bunnings customers.
This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get trade supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing and fondling.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, putting her hands all over you, unzipping zips, etc, etc while the other one steals your wallet...!!

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th.
Also June 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th, 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. K-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
$1.99 at Best and Less and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
at McDonalds.

Matthew Weaver
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 - 06:04 pm, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will happen to you if you take his spot.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Yang Gao
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Monday, July 04, 2011 - 11:53 am, by: Yang Gao (Ryugen)

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares the book down until it provides all the information

They dropped the nuke on Japan cause they thought it would be more humane then sending Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once sued Law & Order for infringing upon copyright laws. Law & Order are what Chuck Norris calls his right and left legs

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...Twice

Under Chuck Norris' beard is just another fist

And that's all I can remember

Matthew Weaver
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Monday, July 04, 2011 - 01:10 pm, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

Sean Routledge
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Monday, July 04, 2011 - 04:20 pm, by: Sean Routledge (Stircrazy)

Chuck Norris doesn't die....He just sleeps in the ground for a little bit.

Jerzy Stopczynski
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Tuesday, July 05, 2011 - 01:25 pm, by: Jerzy Stopczynski (Stomps)

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he simply roundhouse kicks himself in the face, because only Chuck Norris is hard enough to cut Chuck Norris.

A few years ago they did a "Where are they Now?" show about Chuck Norris, there was only 1 slide in the presentation, simply saying "Right Behind You"

Violence isnt the answer... Chuck Norris is.

The quickest way to a man's heart... is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience..

Stomps

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Sunday, July 31, 2011 - 09:21 pm, by: Sean Routledge (Stircrazy)

When Chuck Norris looks at a mirror, it breaks ....Not even a mirror is stupid enough to stand between two Chuck Norris'

There's no such thing as Deja vu ....It's just Chuck Norris messing with your mind.

Chuck Norris once stabbed a knife ....with a human being.

Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.

Chuck Norris abducts aliens.

Gary Redman
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Monday, August 08, 2011 - 10:01 am, by: Gary Redman (Gary)

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I will do for you is this:
We just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take
one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the
job."
The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir... Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole." Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.
The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right.." The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe this green will break right to left."Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his prediction, he decided again to listen to the machine.
He made his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his advice. But his luck didn't end there.
His entire game was the best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter asked, "How was your game ?"
The golfer stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your robots. See you next week."
A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon
entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
"COMPLAINTS? Who in the hell could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance. It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fair way."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for centrelink, one of them robbed the pro shop, and the other one thinks he's the President of the United States."

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Monday, August 08, 2011 - 01:18 pm, by: Mike Bradberry (Halflife)

I don't regard myself as racist, but I did laugh. Maybe that's telling.

John Mills
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Monday, August 08, 2011 - 01:38 pm, by: John Mills (John_v8)

Only slightly left of center,but I laughed as well

Yang Gao
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Monday, August 08, 2011 - 02:50 pm, by: Yang Gao (Ryugen)

A reporter went to a rural town located near a large forest in search of a great story. Upon arrival she tracked down a old local.

The report asks, "Sir has anything heroic happened in this town".
The local replies "Why yes, just last month Bill down the street lost his pig in the woods. So we formed a giant search party, searched for days eventually finding the pig, then all took turns having sex with it."
The reporter says "I can't print that in the newspaper, anything else heroic happen?"
The local replies "Well last week my friend Margaret's horse ran away into the forest, so we all formed a big search party, searched for days eventually finding the horse, then all took turns having sex with it."
The reporter raises her voice slightly in disgust "Sir I can't print these stories that involve sex and animals even if a whole town banded together to find them, has anything heroic happened to any HUMANS?

To this the local responds slowly "Well......I got lost in the forest once....."

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 - 07:32 am, by: Jeff Bedsor (Jeff_bedsor)

Mrs. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell her that her husband's been in a terrible automobile accident. She rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and says her husband's been in an accident. They tell her Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes out into the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mrs. Jones.
"Mrs. Jones?" the doctor asks.
"Yes, doctor, what's happened? How is my husband?"
The doctor sits next to her and says, "Not good news, I'm afraid. Your husband's accident resulted in two fractures of his spine."
"Oh my God!" says Mrs. Jones, "What is the prognosis?"
"Well, Mrs. Jones, the good news is his vital signs are stable. However, his spine is inoperable. He'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you will have to feed him."
Mrs. Jones begins to sob...
"And you'll have to turn him in his bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia."
Mrs. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly...
"Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper him as he'll have no control over his bladder and, of course, these diapers must be changed at least five times a day."
Mrs. Jones begins to shake as she cries, sobs, wails... The doctor continues:
"And you'll have to clean up his faeces on a regular basis, as he'll have no control over his sphincters. His bowels will engorge whenever and quite often, I'm afraid. Of course, you must clean him immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent he'll be emitting regularly."
Now Mrs. Jones is convulsing, sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.
Just then, Dr. Smith reaches out his hand, pats Mrs. Jones on the shoulder, and says,
"Hey, I'm just F..%#..N' with you. He's dead."

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011 - 07:40 am, by: Jeff Bedsor (Jeff_bedsor)

There are always two sides of the story.

A. Her Story
He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at the pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it
might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I had promised - but he didn't say anything much about it.
The conversation was very slow going so I thought that we would go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk privately.
We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny . I tried to cheer him up, and wondered whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So, anyway - in the car on the way home I told him that I loved him deeply, and he just put his arm around me. I don't know what the hell that means because, you know, he didn't say it back or anything. This really worries me.
We finally got home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a
distant look in his eyes that seemed to say that it's all over between us.
Reluctantly, I said that I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes he joined me, and to my surprise , he responded to my advances
and we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him - but I just cried myself to sleep.
I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think that he is seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.

A. His Story

Australia lost the cricket. Got a root though.

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Thursday, September 01, 2011 - 08:49 pm, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
But she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me
have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, "The bastard used coins!"

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Friday, September 02, 2011 - 10:11 pm, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What the hell is that?" asks the guy. Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain,"I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine." Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart. "What was that for?" he asks. "Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again" she says. So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on. "Wait, where are you going?" she asks. The guy says, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy !!!"

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Friday, September 02, 2011 - 10:19 pm, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it
was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

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Saturday, September 03, 2011 - 04:31 pm, by: Matthew Weaver (Spinna)

What condom should i use

American Express Condoms: Don't leave home without it.
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Delta Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Delta is ready when you are.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it. Don't you wish everybody did?
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going.
Flinstones Vitamins Condoms: Ten million strong and growing.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to do today?
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey - you never know.
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you cannot stop.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, put pH balanced for a woman.
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
The Sears Latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter.
The Star Trek Condoms: Too Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
United Airlines Travel Pack Condoms: Fly United.

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Monday, September 12, 2011 - 04:32 pm, by: Gary Redman (Gary)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5HJGuyBfx8

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Monday, September 12, 2011 - 06:39 pm, by: Sean Routledge (Stircrazy)

That was hilarious Gary.

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Monday, September 12, 2011 - 09:17 pm, by: Mike Bradberry (Halflife)

Well that was disturbing.
Have to admit though, I have talked my left hand into it.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011 - 12:14 pm, by: Gary Redman (Gary)

Certainly has an unexpected ending

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 07:44 am, by: Ian Johnston (Ted)

Joke of the day. Wayne Swan, worlds best treasurer

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 11:01 am, by: Peter Nitschke (Pen)

He took an economy that had a cash surplus and turned it into a huge debt - what a winner.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 11:35 am, by: Gary Rollason (Garyr)

It's all relative really, look at the rest of the world......

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Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 11:13 pm, by: Peter Nitschke (Pen)

Other countries went into debt by transferring the banks debt to the taxpayer = bailout.

Australia managed to get into debt without having any failing banks.

Hardly an achievement in any terms.

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Saturday, September 22, 2012 - 11:24 am, by: Evan Kaio (Knave)

Beginners guide to Police harassment. http://www.policeassn.org.nz/newsroom/publications/featured-articles/beginner%E2%80%99s-guide-police -harassment

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