HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER (FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)
Milburn ....... Capital of Victoria Peck ......................... to fill a suitcase Pisssed aside .... chemical which kills insects Pigs ........ for hanging out washing with Pug ......... large pink animal with curly tail Nin Tin dough .... computer game Munner stroney .. soup Min .......... male of the species Mess kara ...... eye makeup McKennock .... person who fixes cars Mere ........ Mayor Leather ...... foam produced from soap Lift ........ departed Kiri Pecker ..... famous Australian businessman Kittle crusps ..... potato crisps Ken's ........ Cairns Jungle bells ..... Christmas carol Inner me ........ enemy Guess ......... vapour Fush ....... marine creatures Fitter cheney .... type of pasta Ever cardeau .... avocado Fear hear ..... blonde Ear ........ mix of nitrogen and oxygen Ear roebucks .... exercise at the gym Duffy cult ...... not easy Amejen ....... visualise Chuck ......... very young poultry Bug hut ....... popular recording Bun button ...... been bitten by insect Beard .......... a place to sleep Sucks Peck ....... half a dozen beers Ear New Zulland ..... an extinct airline Beers ......... large savage animals found in US forests Veerjun ....... mythical New Zealand maiden One Doze ...... well known computer program Brudge ....... structure spanning a stream Sex .......... one less than sivven Tin ........... one more than nine Iggs Ecktly ..... precisely Cuds .......... children Pits ............ domestic animals Cuttin ........... baby cat Earplane ...... large flying machine Sivven Sucks Sivven ... Large Boeing aircraft Sivven Four Sivven ...... Larger Boeing aircraft Beggage Chuckken .. place to leave your suitcase at the earport
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 - 12:54 pm, by: Nichola Castagna(Nawtee)
Now I might be able to understand my Kiwi TAFE Teacher, cause I don't understand her half the time......she's always on about Jandals.....but she didn't quite understand the humour behind Kiwi's and and their love for Sheep.....
Thursday, February 01, 2007 - 07:55 am, by: Matthew Sharpe(Madmatt)
Excuse me, but its Aussies that say Sex instead of Six - the traditional Kiwi accent would be Sux (as shown in the 767 one) - quite a few other Occaisms there too... NZ round vowels off - i becomes u, e becomes kine u like too - actually, basically everything kinda becomes u...