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Daniel Czechowski
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 02:29 am, by: Daniel Czechowski (Dan)

Here's some public toilet poetry haha

"Here I sit same old caper
Sh|tty arse and fu(k all paper
Work to do, must not linger
Fu(k it all, I'll use my finger!"

"When roses are red they're ready to pluck
When girls turn sixteen they're ready to fu(k"

"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to sh|t and stink
Some come here to play with their balls
But I come here to write on the walls!"

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Came for a sh|t, but only farted"

"here I sit, sly and artful
got in free, and left a cartfull"

Here sit with a deadset arsefull
I'm constipated, and feel like I'm carryin a cartfull

Noses are red, faces are blue,
You stunk up the can, with the fart that you blew.

Roses are red, to freshen the loo,
To cover the stench, in the mall restroom.

The roses are dead, the warnings are true,
That god awful stench, must have come outta you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
A perv in an outhouse, gets a sh|tty rear view.

Roses are red, toilets are white,
I'm forcing it out, with all of my might.

Roses are pink, toilets can stink,
The pipes are all plugged, gotta piss in the sink.

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too,
but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Roses are red, and have thorns that can cut,
So don't ever use them, to wipe your bare butt.

Roses are black, and may represent death,
I can't stand the stench, am on my last breath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
The dog took a crap, in your favorite new shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I'm sure it's been said, that your farts provoke spew

Roses are red, Violets are green
Try sitting instead, you spray when you're peein'

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Paid a penny, and only farted,
Straining hard, my cheeks are parted,
I never should have even started.

From the can, you'll here my rants,
As I squirm, and do the dance,
Cause yesterday, I took a chance,
Saved a penny, but sh|t my pants.

Maurice Diggler
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 10:00 am, by: Maurice Diggler (Mau_rice)

Funniest one I've seen written on a wall in front of the urinal was...

"Don't look here, the real joke is in your hand!"

Aaron Mead
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 10:32 am, by: Aaron Mead (Aaron)

The old penny ones are real classical aussie poetry from melb when it used to cost a penny to use teh crapper.

^^Thats a classic maurice. And Daniel, thats way too many public toilets youve been hangin out in!

Classic jokes, i pissed my self!!

Ben Daniel
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 12:41 pm, by: Ben Daniel (Lexustt)

Daniel Czechowski wrote on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 02:29 am:
"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to sh|t and stink
Some come here to play with their balls
But I come here to write on the walls!"

At our work its written on the wall like this -

Some come here to eat and think
Some come here to •••• and stink
Some come here to play with their balls
And to read the bullshit on the walls.

Shane Ilich
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 02:59 pm, by: Shane Ilich (Ferret)

on back of the cubicle door: "LOOK LEFT FOR TOILET TENNIS."

on left wall of the cubicle: "LOOK RIGHT."

on right wall of the cubicle: "LOOK LEFT."

Cracks me up every time

Aaron Mead
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Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 05:32 pm, by: Aaron Mead (Aaron)

HAHAHAHAHA Oh my god, thats totally GOLD!! I nearly fell off my chair laughing (or rofling, if it were permitted)

Im sooo going to put that up on every crapper, starting with my own.

Mike Bradberry
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Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 02:01 pm, by: Mike Bradberry (Halflife)

Holy crap, is this what it's come to. Looks like I'll have to add one I made up.
Roneo, Roneo, wherefore art thou, clone?

Joshua Rao
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Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 04:26 pm, by: Joshua Rao (Soaren1)

shane, uwa library???

Shane Ilich
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Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 06:54 pm, by: Shane Ilich (Ferret)

Josh - from memory the Physics building toilets on the first floor

Joshua Rao
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 02:55 am, by: Joshua Rao (Soaren1)

Wow also the reid! Someone has a dedication to toilet humour

Daniel Czechowski
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 10:53 am, by: Daniel Czechowski (Dan)

I just posted a few in my work toilet cubicles this morning (printed and sticky taped, I'm not a vandal lol!)

Miles Baker
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 01:49 pm, by: Miles Baker (Milesb)

on the bottom of a cubicle door at melbourne uni i saw this:

"Beware of gay limbo dancers"

Stephen Waters
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 04:37 pm, by: Stephen Waters (Chevo)

Fine print on the bottom of a toilet said (once you got close enough to read it) 'You are now sh...ing at a 45deg angle'

Daniel Czechowski
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 11:23 am, by: Daniel Czechowski (Dan)

Not exactly graffiti, but toilet related nevertheless. Spotted this sign in a Curtin University toilet cubicle last night lol!

Now who chucks a dump like that stickman does on the upper left hand corner??

David Vaughan
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 11:59 am, by: David Vaughan (Davidv)

People whose toilets comprise a hole in the floor rather than a seat above it. You need to get abroad more

Daniel Czechowski
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 12:05 pm, by: Daniel Czechowski (Dan)

No, I meant how is it physically possible to stand on the toilet seat edge without slipping... or maybe my feet are just too big lol!

P.S. No, I didn't try it haha.

David Vaughan
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 12:20 pm, by: David Vaughan (Davidv)

Er, why not? We won't tell anyone

Vinh Bui
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 01:59 pm, by: Vinh Bui (Hyudsjk)

LOL Daniel! That stickman on the top left cracked me up

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 02:31 pm, by: Brenton Trafford (Traff)

I lived in Hong Kong for 10 years, you'd be amazed how many people use the toilet there by standing on the seat and squatting. You could tell by the footprints on the seats! Also, I've never seen a place where SO many people are bad at aiming. Most public toilets would have more piss on the floors than in the actual bowls. I used to avoid the public lavs at all costs, generally preferring to find a convenient hotel (coz they keep their dunnies clean) when needed.

Tim Appleton
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 06:57 pm, by: Tim Appleton (Timbo)

I saw "Toilet tennis" and "Beware of gay limbo dancers" on the same door today.

Callum Finch
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Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 12:29 am, by: Callum Finch (Sigeneat)

Brenton Trafford wrote on Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 02:31 pm:
I lived in Hong Kong for 10 years, you'd be amazed how many people use the toilet there by standing on the seat and squatting. You could tell by the footprints on the seats! Also, I've never seen a place where SO many people are bad at aiming. Most public toilets would have more piss on the floors than in the actual bowls. I used to avoid the public lavs at all costs, generally preferring to find a convenient hotel (coz they keep their dunnies clean) when needed.

Think about how piss poor aussies are after a few beers... then multiply the number of users by 10.. and you might get about the same numbers of traffic that Hong Kong would see =P