Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 10:17 pm, by: Clayton Webb(Clackers)
You know what the Brewery Lights are and every xmas if you don't actually stop and walk past them, you at least drive past because xmas isn't really xmas until you see the Brewery Lights.
You have been to the east end exchange at least once and you were under 18.
You have been to glenelg and got extremely sunburnt
Gone to the Grand sunburnt!
You have walked around Victor Harbour drunk
You have walked down Rundle Mall ... Drunk!
You know what fritz is
You call people Minda's
You say Plaaaant not pleeeent
You have been to a movie marathon at Marion megaplex
You go out to the same place EVERY saturday night
You have the same friends from high school
You cant go out without seeing someone you know... even if you have never been to that particular place before (even though you rarely venture from your old favourite)
You really miss the old sizzler cheese bread
You like ugg boots not moccies
You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt
You have been to one of the following lookouts (stirling, mt lofty, penfolds rd, sunnyside rd, eagle on the hill)
You know who stormy summers is
You love cold rock ice cream and if you dont you love cibos instead
You know what fruchocs are!
- You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal.
- You proudly admit your love of the Fritz Sandwich.
- You're so caring and sharing that you have the urge to adopt other state's cities as you own. (Come 'ere Broken Hill, let's hug.)
- You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.
- You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced.
- You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast".
- You insist on calling AAMI Stadium, "Footy Park".
- You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred.
- You consider Coopers to be a food group.
- Your timezone isn't good enough for us.
- While half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest.
- You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day.
-Don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.
- You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.
- You know there's more than one way to have a good time in Hindley Street.
- The Superjesus is your favourite band.
- One word: Haighs
- No thanks, I shop at Big Star.
- The Barossa is for Lovers.
- You know that Victor Harbor is the only place to be for Schoolies.
- France imports our wine. How 'bout them apples?
- You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism.
- Where else would you find places with names like 'Bruce', "Gluepot' and 'Iron Knob'?
- So which is it? Crows or Port?
- How many of the other states have a peninsula shaped like a leg?
- You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers. No one else would go near that water.
- You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture. bahaha.
- Despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts.
- When you leave work at 5:15 and miss "peak hour traffic"
- you can have a good old laugh at the fact that adelaides second name is "city of churches"
- your not scared by aboriginals walking around in speedos and gumboots haha! i love him.
* You like fritz n sauce sandwitches!!
* You take 20 mins to get anywhere!!
Your 'sports gurus' are KG and Cornesy
you know what a 'stobie pole' is!
You know youre from Adelaide if you dont drink West End
you shop at woolworths not safe way
you recon victorians can't drive a finger up their ass even though you yourself drive like a maniac
you call bathers bathers not cosis or whatever else they're called
you use to play 'kiss chasey' or 'chasey' not tiggy or whatever they call it in those other states
you have had a balfours frog cake!!! how effing awesome are they!!!
when you meet friends in rundle mall you tell them 'ill meet you at the balls' or 'ill meet you at the pigs' and 87% of the time you meet them at the pigs theyre riding it in a comical way to amuse you.
you 'peg' a tennis ball at your mates you don't 'pip' it at them, like victorians
you go to a deli.. NOT a milk bar.
you have 3 or even more nick names for the grand Eg. "g-rand" "g-land" "g-spot" from D-amo
when you travel somewhere outside of sa and say its too busy "i could never move there"
You agree that the Clipsal is way better than the Grand Prix ever was!
NYBG and Shennanigans were your second home when you were 18/19 (as much as you dont want to admit it)!
For all the northerners the village (rape & pillage) has to come into play somewere go the VIL (I know your out there!!) hey & dont forget about the Planet!! Bec Hermanson - nee Walker
you went for a stack at the Modbury skate line trying to impress with your best limbo skills
Monday, March 26, 2007 - 10:05 pm, by: Tom Kneebone(Tomk)
Not from Adelaide but that was trip down memory Lane, grew up 33 miles from Iron Knob there is also a set of ruins in the middle of the Eyre Peninsula called no where else. I always considered the SA Vic border to be the edge of a precipice and it was down hill all the way to Melbourne, which resides squarely in the bottom of the Pit. Fritz n sauce yep Fried/bbq fritz even better, Polony just don't make the grade. Stobie pole, haven't heard that in 30 yrs, but there was one right outside my house back then. Fruchoc's, they still available?
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