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Cameron Wylde
Tinkerer
Western Australia
TT

Posts: 52
Reg: 09-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 10:55 am, by:  Cameron Wylde (Azazel) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
I have kind of an open house. The door is never locked and its not uncommon for people just to come in without knocking.

But just then, my dad just cam in and i was watching youporn.com (just watching - no wanking or anything you bastards!).

He is like "oh sorry, didnt realise."

Oh man! How embarrassing. Im gonna go out there now, how uncomfortable.

How do i act? Like nothing ever happened?
Neil Griffiths
Goo Roo
NSW
I have a Cadillac and a Supercharged Manual V8

Posts: 4142
Reg: 07-2005

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 11:03 am, by:  Neil Griffiths (Aussiesc) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

* Wanker * :-) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

But Dad ! it IS mine :-)

What ya doin watchin PORN in the MORN ?
Adam Peterson
Goo Roo
Western Australia
Bugatti Veyron

Posts: 1136
Reg: 04-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 11:25 am, by:  Adam Peterson (President) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Cameron, how kind of you to share that with us !
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla

Posts: 3381
Reg: 09-2005

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 11:37 am, by:  Callum Finch (Sigeneat) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Whats youporn?
Peter Nitschke
JunkFilterer
South Australia
GT4.0 V8

Posts: 8369
Reg: 11-2004

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 01:47 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Just act like it's no big deal.
Peter Nitschke
JunkFilterer
South Australia
GT4.0 V8

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 01:48 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Or just walk out and say "Your turn now dad!" and see if the joke breaks the ice.
Ben Kelly
TryHard
Lidcombe
v8

Posts: 177
Reg: 08-2005

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 04:43 pm, by:  Ben Kelly (Ace) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
ha thats way cool. its nice to share a moment like that with your old pop...your dad sounds like a good bloke. I wouldnt worry about it...you SICKO! :-)
Nickel Quimada
TryHard
Western Australia
GT-T

Posts: 159
Reg: 04-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 05:12 pm, by:  Nickel Quimada (Pinoy) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Like they say ...Your either a wanker or a liar? Me of course im a liar
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder

Posts: 2248
Reg: 03-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 05:17 pm, by:  Daniel Clarke (Dieseltrain) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
95% of men admit to masturbation...............

The Other 5% are Friggin LIARS!!!
Brian Timms
DieHard
New South Wales
TT Soarer Goodness.

Posts: 614
Reg: 12-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 05:39 pm, by:  Brian Timms (Turbo_brian) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
lol, priceless!!!!
Adam Chytra
Tinkerer
NSW
Manual '31 V8

Posts: 33
Reg: 07-2005

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 06:46 pm, by:  Adam Chytra (Soarpra) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Lucky you hadn't found anything you liked yet eh?
Rod Iseppi
TryHard
wa
uzz31 v8 limited x2

Posts: 191
Reg: 01-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 08:29 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
ah hahaha classic, that happend to me once but it was my girlfriend that busted me, then she joined in an we had a good ole time.... hehehe
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 10:58 pm, by:  Daniel Clarke (Dieseltrain) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
DOnt ya wish those dreams were Real though ROD??!?!?!?????


Bwuahahahahahahahahaha
Rod Iseppi
TryHard
wa
uzz31 v8 limited x2

Posts: 199
Reg: 01-2006

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 Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 11:47 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
ahh yeah daniel always wish dreams were real... but it wasnt a dream.... it was real
ehehehehehe
Cameron Wylde
Tinkerer
Western Australia
TT

Posts: 53
Reg: 09-2006

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 09:32 am, by:  Cameron Wylde (Azazel) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Adam Chytra wrote on Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 06:46 pm:

Lucky you hadn't found anything you liked yet eh?



Ha ha.

Dad only stayed for like 5 minutes, was a bit of an arkward silence - but no way in hell was i just gonna come out and talk about porn to my dad!

I trust him not to say anything to my mum. Well i hope he doesnt anyway - because that would be worse. I'd like to think there is some type of unspoken agreement between us to never think or talk about it again.

I guess now at least he knows im not gay. :-)
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla

Posts: 3393
Reg: 09-2005

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 04:09 pm, by:  Callum Finch (Sigeneat) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Daniel Clarke wrote on Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 10:58 pm:

DOnt ya wish those dreams were Real though ROD??!?!?!?????


My GF and i watched tonnes in Japan. She couldnt stop laughing at the moaning. I lol'd.
Alen Sadikovic
TryHard
VIC
Soarer GTT

Posts: 239
Reg: 10-2006

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 05:49 pm, by:  Alen Sadikovic (Alen87) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Daniel Clarke wrote on Sunday, September 09, 2007 - 05:17 pm:

95% of men admit to masturbation...............

The Other 5% are Friggin LIARS!!!



the other 5% are F**king gay hahaha
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla

Posts: 3395
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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 06:13 pm, by:  Callum Finch (Sigeneat) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Alen Sadikovic wrote on Monday, September 10, 2007 - 05:49 pm:

the other 5% are F**king gay hahaha


Im sure they tugg it as well, mate.
Daniel Czechowski
Goo Roo
Western Australia
Soarer GT-T (sold :-( ) & IS300 Sports Luxury

Posts: 2995
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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 06:14 pm, by:  Daniel Czechowski (Dan) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Callum Finch wrote on Monday, September 10, 2007 - 06:13 pm:

Im sure they tugg it as well, mate.



How would you know that??? j/k :-)
Daniel Czechowski
Goo Roo
Western Australia
Soarer GT-T (sold :-( ) & IS300 Sports Luxury

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 06:15 pm, by:  Daniel Czechowski (Dan) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
You know, Cam, that's when you realise it's time to move out lol! :-)
Dave Hart
Goo Roo
Waikato
UZZ32

Posts: 1171
Reg: 08-2005

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 07:48 pm, by:  Dave Hart (Davyboy) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
"Wanking will make you go blind son"

"I'm over here Dad".
Rod Iseppi
TryHard
wa
uzz31 v8 limited x2

Posts: 204
Reg: 01-2006

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 07:59 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
haha callum anime porn is great hey...
Dave Billings
TryHard
Louisiana
SC 300, Manual Transmission

Posts: 128
Reg: 06-2007

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 11:46 pm, by:  Dave Billings (Waveman1717) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
I'm the best I've ever had!!
Rod Iseppi
TryHard
wa
uzz31 v8 limited x2

Posts: 209
Reg: 01-2006

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 Monday, September 10, 2007 - 11:51 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
were all wankers realy... hehe
Alen Sadikovic
TryHard
VIC
Soarer GTT

Posts: 242
Reg: 10-2006

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 Tuesday, September 11, 2007 - 10:14 am, by:  Alen Sadikovic (Alen87) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)
Callum Finch wrote on Monday, September 10, 2007 - 06:13 pm:

Im sure they tugg it as well, mate.



they tugg it somewhere els for sure hahaha

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