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Shane Ilich
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 05:21 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ok...heres one for the guys to post their top 5, never-fail, cant-possibly-not-work, you'll-never-spend-another-saturday-night-alone-ever-again pick up lines.

and for the girls to post the ones that've worked on them, and the ones that definitely havent

in all seriousness, lets keep this in good taste, but ENTERTAINING please peoples!! i want lots of cheesy goodness!!!

i'll start;

1. did it hurt?? when you fell from heaven??

2. *walk up to girl, check tag on the back of her collar* "sorry, just seeing if you were made in heaven."

3. ever trip over a tree branch before? how bout a root?

4. say, do you know the difference between a good pasta and sex? no? well, how would you like to come back to my place for dinner?

5. if i told you you had a great heinie, would you hold it against me?

and heres one for all the girls:
sleazy guy: "say baby, what would you say to a little "
girl: "go away, little "
Gary Morriss
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 05:29 pm, by:  Gary Morriss (Gaza) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Go up to Chick at the Bar

"Excuse me ,but hearing your voice,have you any English in you?"

Chick : "No"

"Well would you like some?"
Justin Hughes
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 05:33 pm, by:  Justin Hughes (Juzza) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hahahaaaaaaaaa - Yeah Right - I havn't seen Gazza with a chick YET !!! lol
Shane Ilich
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 05:41 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

any pearls of wisdom you'd like to impart juzza??

arent you a bit of a muso?? dont musos get all the girls??
Sam Schreck
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 05:42 pm, by:  Sam Schreck (Schreck300) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Go up to girl & say "what f...s like a tiger & winks?" then wink at her.
Justin Hughes
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:11 pm, by:  Justin Hughes (Juzza) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yeah; well I did a 15 year stint too you know !!! - Still; after being with the same partner for that long,
it was like losing my Virginity all over when SEX finally came around again. (appologies for sounding crass)

... and Sam - Yeah, we always had girls after Gigs hanging around all dribbly and doe-eyed, and that's all very nice,
but as stated above, I had a Full Time Partner so I never had the opportunity to savour the delights of the 'groupies' !!!!!
Samantha Hornby
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:12 pm, by:  Samantha Hornby (Soarer_chick_1jz) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

1. *I walked into the club, bloke elbows his mate and says loudly*
Dude! I didn't know there was a catwalk there!

2. What would you like for breakfast, then?

3. Hey baby...can I get some fries with that shake

4. *walked up to a guy and asked if that seat was taken* Sadly it is, but you can sit on my face if you like

5. I shaved my chest you know. *awkward silence* I shaved everything else too.*more painful silence*You'll be on your way back to my place in about half an hour, you know.

All true. Number 5 took place on Saturday 24 September, 2005. Metros, Fremantle.
Justin Hughes
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:16 pm, by:  Justin Hughes (Juzza) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Samantha Hornby wrote on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:12 pm:

2. What would you like for breakfast, then?



Hahahaaaaaa - Q "How would you like your Eggs in the morning" ? - A "Unfertilised thank you very much" !!!!!!
Shane Ilich
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:19 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Samantha Hornby wrote on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:12 pm:


5. I shaved my chest you know. *awkward silence* I shaved everything else too.*more painful silence*You'll be on your way back to my place in about half an hour, you know.

All true. Number 5 took place on Saturday 24 September, 2005. Metros, Fremantle.




BAHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHAHHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

well, metros freo.....defence rests your honour, nothing further.

and that guy screwed up number 2:

Samantha Hornby wrote on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:12 pm:

2. What would you like for breakfast, then?




see, it would've worked if he had said
"so, shall i call you in the morning for breakfast, or just nudge you?"

that is, unless......it didnt actually work, did it?

number 1 isnt actually that bad....

as for number 5 - BAAAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHHHAAAAAAAAA
Shane Ilich
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:21 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Justin Hughes wrote on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:16 pm:

Hahahaaaaaa - Q "How would you like your Eggs in the morning" ? - A "Unfertilised thank you very much" !!!!!!




scrambled
James Harris
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:21 pm, by:  James Harris (Haro) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"is that a ladder in your stockings? or the stairway to heaven?"
Ollie Ernst
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:25 pm, by:  Ollie Ernst (Oli_g) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Heard one on TV from an American stand-up comic on Foxtel the other night:

Guy in a bar turns to a chick and says "I'm only drinking because I'm in mourning. My penis died last night...........Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"

Nearly spat my coke all over the carpet when I heard that.
Kate Green
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:30 pm, by:  Kate Green (Mischief) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

My best pick up line was to a cute guy I spotted wearing a t'shirt with Dunks Dozen on it (a boat race off Dunk Island) "Does that mean you will dunk it in a dozen times?".....let's just say it worked....
Justin Hughes
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 06:30 pm, by:  Justin Hughes (Juzza) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Awwwwwwwww Ollie !!!!!!!! thats awful - ask Reepa to Suspend your account for 2 days - go on - off you go ......
Perry Morgan
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 07:50 pm, by:  Perry Morgan (Uzz32) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The line I find that works the best is "get in the bedroom wench". Although I am only game to try it on the one girl so far.
Shane Ilich
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 09:21 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hehe - gotta love that word - "wench"!!!

i have a very close, good-natured female uni mate who is not offended one bit if we yell at her, in our best viking voice - "beer me, wench!!" and bang our empty on the table at parties/drinking sessions. she's a bit of a "buxom wench" too, which is always good

shes a great girl, and a good mate...
Kate Green
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 09:31 pm, by:  Kate Green (Mischief) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hahaha..."bend over b**ch" or "bend over you buxom wench"...either or would be fine and dandy!
Jose-Antonio Castillo
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 09:36 pm, by:  Jose-Antonio Castillo (Ahh_soarer) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Nice shoes, wanna f...
Clayton Webb
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 09:44 pm, by:  Clayton Webb (Clackers) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Q: Are your legs sore?

A: No, Why?

A: Because youve been running through my mind all night.


That's a great outfit. It would look great crumpled next to my bed!
Neil Griffiths
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 10:03 pm, by:  Neil Griffiths (Aussiesc) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Then theres,

"Stand Aside"
Ör bearë a child"

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