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Phil Gibson
Tinkerer
WA
'94 black/black UZZ31

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 05:59 pm, by:  Phil Gibson (Sciflyer) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yeah right, like any girl ever says that...

do they?
Shane Ilich
TryHard
W.A.
TT

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 06:12 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

at the stanford arms they do, apparently!!!
Clayton Webb
Tinkerer
South Australia
'31 V8

Posts: 46
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 06:47 pm, by:  Clayton Webb (Clackers) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Soarer Cruise to the Stanford Arms!
Steve Patterson
TryHard
NSW
2x V8 LTD's

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 08:20 pm, by:  Steve Patterson (Violent_rumble) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'm in, wait....don't tell the Mrs ok
Peter Nitschke
JunkFilterer
South Australia
GT4.0 V8

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 09:57 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Mel Morgan wrote on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 05:06 pm:

But then I guess that girls are no better, I've heard some bad ones from them too!


Get hit on by chicks often? :-)
Mel Morgan
Tinkerer
Qld
Soarer V8 UZZ32

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 06:42 am, by:  Mel Morgan (Active8) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Not often enough for Perry's liking Peter.

I also like the straight forward approach. You see a guy you like, you just walk over and say "Hi". It is easier us girls, they either like what they see or they don't. Guys have to deal with the problem of their personality, or lack of. A guy can be cute as hell but if the personality is off then "Bye Bye". Where as if we are cute then we are in, no personality needed. That comes after the one night stand.
Katrina Bruns
Tinkerer
SD
Jeep Cherokee Sport

Posts: 44
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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 09:54 am, by:  Katrina Bruns (Katrina) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

When I was young and stupid I used to hit on guys all the time :-) If the guy is cute as can be.. has that aura about him .. but his personality isnt there.. or he's a jerk, not worth my time. Hmm.. some pick up lines I used to use on guys.. hmmmmm. Give me a few minutes to think what I used to say lol
Phil Gibson
Tinkerer
WA
'94 black/black UZZ31

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 10:56 am, by:  Phil Gibson (Sciflyer) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Damn i feel like ive missed out... its nice when a girl does a bit of the legwork!

...although there was this one time.... hehehe
Lincoln Carter
Tinkerer
NSW
GT Limited

Posts: 54
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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 11:59 am, by:  Lincoln Carter (Dex) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

best pick up line i've encountered..


As walking past a lovely lady she said:

"Did you just say you were having breakfast at my place tomorrow?"

end of story.. ahh uni days.... sigh
Lincoln Carter
Tinkerer
NSW
GT Limited

Posts: 55
Reg: 08-2005

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 12:03 pm, by:  Lincoln Carter (Dex) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

number 2:

lovely lady:"Excuse me can you send a message for me? i cant work my new phone"

Me: "ok"

Lady "please write, my place or yours?"

Me: typing the message.. "what phone number"

Lady: "whats yours?"

Gotta love newcastle...
Robert Davies
TryHard
qld
both

Posts: 107
Reg: 07-2005

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 03:40 pm, by:  Robert Davies (Blueone) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Peter Nitschke wrote on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 - 09:57 pm:

Get hit on by chicks often?





NICE LINE!!! unisex appeal!!
Ben Kelly
Tinkerer
Lidcombe
v8

Posts: 39
Reg: 08-2005

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 07:32 pm, by:  Ben Kelly (Ace) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

As a 31 yo guy i recently went to the orient (rocks sydney) which i used to frequent with only mild success in younger years. A guy was standing behind a girl waiting in line to buy drinks. The girl happened to turn around and the guy said 'hi'. The girl grabbed the back of his head and thrust her tounge half way down his throat. 'hi' never worked like this for me but i s'pose its a matter of right place right time :-)
Ben Kelly
Tinkerer
Lidcombe
v8

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 07:38 pm, by:  Ben Kelly (Ace) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oh and apologies if someone has already said this but i like
he: 'you're beautiful, do you have any asian/aussie/african/etc in you?'
her: 'no'
he: 'would you like some?'
Sam Schreck
TryHard
ACT
vvt-i JZZ31

Posts: 309
Reg: 07-2005

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 10:43 pm, by:  Sam Schreck (Schreck300) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Once you've picked up ladies, here's something you should read.

Upload
Shane Ilich
TryHard
W.A.
TT

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 11:13 pm, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

and this
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Mel Morgan
Tinkerer
Qld
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Friday, October 14, 2005 - 08:44 am, by:  Mel Morgan (Active8) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

See, you guys should print that out and keep it handy. If your girl ever says that she wants to lose weight just bring out that bit of paper.
Samantha Hornby
TryHard
WA
Manual TT

Posts: 231
Reg: 09-2005

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Friday, October 14, 2005 - 10:09 am, by:  Samantha Hornby (Soarer_chick_1jz) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's

To hell with that. Toss him a tub of Vasso, then roll over and snooze.

By the way..."congress"
Shane Ilich
TryHard
W.A.
TT

Posts: 342
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Friday, October 14, 2005 - 10:29 am, by:  Shane Ilich (Ferret) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Mel Morgan wrote on Friday, October 14, 2005 - 08:44 am:

See, you guys should print that out and keep it handy. If your girl ever says that she wants to lose weight just bring out that bit of paper.




girl: "does my ass look big in these jeans?"
boy: "yep....but i've got just the cure for that...."

(how to get slapped in less than 10 words...)
Troy Tappenden
TryHard
WA
JZZ30 (TT)

Posts: 263
Reg: 07-2005

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Friday, October 14, 2005 - 10:41 am, by:  Troy Tappenden (Moredhel) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

At least this has scientific backing. Chicks don't believe you when you tell them it is good for their skin, hence they won't let you do the money shot we have all seen in the movies.
Brad Elphinstone
TryHard
NSW
JZZ30 GT-T

Posts: 222
Reg: 07-2005

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Friday, October 14, 2005 - 10:57 am, by:  Brad Elphinstone (Belphins) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Quote from the Volvospeed Forum,

"hey baby, wanna come out to my car and check out my iguana?"

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