Saturday, October 15, 2005 - 04:40 pm, by: Greg Nikitiuk(Jestr)
SOFTWARE UPGRADE
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks, A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony -Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Sunday, October 16, 2005 - 09:55 am, by: Kate Green(Mischief)
heeheehee, flowers are lovely things but only last for a week or so. I would rather be given car related stuff, at the moment the trumpet for a stealth fx blow off valve would allow for many 'additional' programs to run in my hard drive. These are the ones that used to be installed in girlfriend 7.0, that just disappeared when wife 1.0 came along. A smart man is one who works out what the code is to get these types of programs to install into wife 1.0
Sunday, October 16, 2005 - 01:48 pm, by: Ben Kelly(Ace)
I read that its possible to upgrade to wife2.x (hard to get) that will help you uninstall wife 1.x and will continue to run even through the problems with childsupportagency1.x. wife2.x is a better system and comes free with emotionalsupport1.1 and lotsasex1.2 Maybe its just a myth. ben
Sunday, October 16, 2005 - 06:17 pm, by: Craig Webber(Soarr)
Or you could just go the I.A.M 1-2 Gay upgrade bit of a pain in the arse to in stall, it cumms in hard the or floppy disc.Tends to fix wife 1.0 & 2.0 problem.
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