Thursday, December 06, 2007 - 12:56 pm, by: Justin Stanley(Sne33z)
Acceptable Fanuary Categories
We hope to have illustrations of all these categories made available very soon.
The Landing Strip (used for the benefit of male first-timers to, "find things in the dark") - extra points for the dashed line down the middle
The Bermuda Triangle (Where many a good keen adventure has been lost without a trace. "Where the hell is Indiana Jones when you need him...?") - Must have 3 clearly defined corners. Points for denseness and symmetry. Up-side-downiness gains additional judges recognition
The 3 Hombres (like catching up with your 3 best mates. Brings a smile to any keen mans lips) - Trimmed 3 fingers wide. NO MORE, NO LESS. Additional points for the shape of the fingers at the bottom...
The Tache ("Your boyfriend/husband took great pleasure in your discomfort during Movember... Time for payback!! Let him get pash-rash") - Points for shape, thickness, ethnicity, Ringmaster pointy bits. NO GOATEES OR ADOLFS!!
The Artistic Freestyler (for all you arty types) - in recognition of artistic talent. Judges must recognise your work without being prompted or advised. Feel free to braid, style, straighten or colour - but it has to be real, no extensions ladies!
The Indonesian Rainforest Sloth - (shudder...) - An endangered species.. Wildly un-kept and out of control. May attract loggers and hardwood furniture makers. May also make small children cry when seen in a bikini. Gutsy (up to the belly button), but marked very highly with the judges due to low-carbon footprint and environmentally friendliness. Additional points for creepers extending down the legs. It is possible this category may subject its creator to a period of drought. [/align]
So come on girls, post pics on how well your doing
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