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Paul Heginbotham
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Monday, April 21, 2008 - 05:54 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we’re starting to get on each other’s nerves. Why don’t we split up today. I’ll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we’ll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn’t find her damn head."
Dean Smyth
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Monday, April 21, 2008 - 06:11 pm, by:  Dean Smyth (Its10ft) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I kind of laughed and went OOOHHHHHH :-O at the same time haha
Dean Smyth
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Monday, April 21, 2008 - 06:48 pm, by:  Dean Smyth (Its10ft) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A young woman visits her doctor and tells him that she has terrible discharge. The doctor says "Ok, drop your knickers and lets check it out ..." She obliges and he slips a couple of fingers in and feels around. "How does that feel?" he asks. "F**king wonderful," she replies, "but the discharge is from my ear."
Dave Billings
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Monday, April 21, 2008 - 11:35 pm, by:  Dave Billings (Waveman1717) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Dean Smyth wrote on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 06:48 pm:

"How does that feel?" he asks. "F**king wonderful," she replies, "but the discharge is from my ear."


Paul Heginbotham
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 - 10:01 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I was standing inline at a checkout at Big W buying a large bag of Meaty Bites. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her No, I was starting the Meaty Bites diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is, to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow......Why else would I buy dog food??
Rod Iseppi
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 07:21 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

oh thats good.... is it a true story? hehe
David Vaughan
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 08:16 pm, by:  David Vaughan (Davidv) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Of course it is true! It happened in Queensland!

...and also in Victoria, NSW, California USA, Sussex in Britain....
Peter Nitschke
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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 10:32 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Judge to prostitute, "So when did you realise you were raped ?"

Prostitute, wiping away tears: "When the cheque bounced."
Don Bagnall
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Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 06:38 pm, by:  Don Bagnall (Baggs) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Peter Nitschke wrote on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 10:32 pm:

"So when did you realise you were raped ?"

Prostitute, wiping away tears: "When the cheque bounced."



That is probably VERY true of most of the "So called" rape charges brought against a LOT of men these days!

ps: this is just MY opinion!

(No further correspondence need be entered into)
Callum Finch
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Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 07:03 pm, by:  Callum Finch (Sigeneat) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I concur, Don.

Cry wolf. Win money. System = fool proof.
Dave Billings
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Thursday, April 24, 2008 - 11:40 pm, by:  Dave Billings (Waveman1717) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

You can't rape the willing! lol
Paul Heginbotham
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Friday, April 25, 2008 - 04:24 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.

On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now.'

Dorothy responded, 'If we're being honest with each other, here goes.. I'm a hooker.'

'I see,' Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.

Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'
Peter Nitschke
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 05:55 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively-

"I would like it infrequently" she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment,adjusted his glasses and leaned over towards her and whispered

"Is that one word or two?"
Paul Heginbotham
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 06:34 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A Hell of a Party

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party."

The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know how it goes."

The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need Blue Ice (muscle pain relief).

The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive."

The guy says, "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm."

Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"

Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion."

Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what ? "

"The girls never showed up!"
Rod Iseppi
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 08:46 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Dave Billings
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Thursday, May 01, 2008 - 11:26 pm, by:  Dave Billings (Waveman1717) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Involuntary Muscular Contractions:



A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular
Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing
that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.


He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do
you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an
orgasm?'


She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'





The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the
class.


JOHN G.R. FLEES
Paul Heginbotham
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Monday, May 05, 2008 - 04:00 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

An IT support engineer decided to join the Australian Army.

On his first weekend he was taken to the rifle range and handed a weapon complete with bullets. He was instructed to fire ten shots at the target down the range.

After he'd fired several shots, the word came back from the other end of the range that every shot had completely missed the target.

The IT support engineer looked at his rifle, then up at the target, looked down at his rifle again then back up at the target. He put his finger over the end of the barrel and squeezed the trigger. Sure enough, his finger was blown clean off.

After cursing, he yelled down towards the other end of the range: "Well, it`s leaving here just fine, so the problem must be at your end."
Paul Heginbotham
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Monday, May 05, 2008 - 04:04 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Steven Wright One-Liners.....................

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the man who said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates." With that as a warning, he also said:

1. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2. Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
3. Half the people you know are below average
4. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8. If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
9. All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand.
10. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
12. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19. I intend to live forever-so far, so good.
20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23. My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Paul Heginbotham
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Monday, May 05, 2008 - 04:13 pm, by:  Paul Heginbotham (Feckle) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Suspected Al-gebra Terrorist Arrested in Phoenix......

At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, a man was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a tee-square, a slide rule, and a calculator. Homeland Security later discovered that he was a public school math teacher.

At a morning press conference, a spokesman said the man is being charged by the Dept. of Homeland Security with carrying weapons of math instruction. They believe the man is a member of the world-wide Al-gebra movement.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," he said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to the common denominator of the Axis of Evaluation with Coordinates in every country.

When asked if he will be brought to trial, the math teacher said, "As the Greek philanderer Isosceles liked to say, 'There are 3 sides to every Triangle.'"
Jovica Galovic
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 01:26 am, by:  Jovica Galovic (Gryphn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

ok i see there are both sc and whirlpool frequenters here.
Steve Latimer
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 05:58 pm, by:  Steve Latimer (Latsus) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill. A short,ginger-haired guy in a kilt.

'Hammer o'the Scots?' yells the wee Scottish guy on the hill. 'Come up here, ya English bastards, and I'll give ye a hammerin'!'
Edward turns to his commander. 'Send 20 men to deal with that little Scottish upstart, there's a good chap!', he says.
The commander sends twenty of his best men over the hill to kill the Scotsman.

Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, the little Scot appears again.

'Ya English balmpots!', he yells. 'Come on the rest of ye!! Come on, I'll have ye all !'
Edward is getting somewhat annoyed.
He turns to his commander. 'Send 100 men to kill that little guttersnipe!' ??

The commander sends a hundred men over the hill to do the job.
Ten minutes later, the little Scot appears at the top of the hill once more,his hair all sticking up, his shirt a wee bit torn. 'Ya English SCUM!', he yells.
'I'm just warming up!! Come and get me, ya English gits!!'
Edward loses patience. 'Commander, take 400 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE EARTH!', he yells.


The commander gulps, but leads four hundred men on horseback over the crest of the hill.

Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back. His clothing is all torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and Irn-Bru.
'Is that the best ye can do??? You're bloody WIMMIN!!! Come on!! Come and have a go ya bunch of Jessies!!!', he yells.

Edward turns to his second in command. 'Take 1000 men over that hill and don't come back till you've killed him!' he commands.

The second in command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.

Ten minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of the hill.
He's covered in blood and his clothes are all torn.


'Your Majesty!! he yells.' It's a trap!!! There's TWO of them !!
Rod Iseppi
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Rod Iseppi
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Miles Baker
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 - 07:59 pm, by:  Miles Baker (Milesb) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

huh
Peter Nitschke
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Friday, May 16, 2008 - 11:37 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mum, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'


The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple....

I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
Peter Nitschke
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Saturday, May 17, 2008 - 01:36 pm, by:  Peter Nitschke (Pen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I am passing this on to you, because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace, is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house, to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece.
Gary Rollason
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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 08:51 am, by:  Gary Rollason (Garyr) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL - CITY OF BANKSTOWN - MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME .............. GANG.........................................

Time allowed 1 hour


1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on
stolen 18-inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from
the stock suspension?


2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how may razors
will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00 pm ?


3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl,
then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown , how many
kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in WileyPark?



4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an '8 ball' to Hamil for
$320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed for $85.00 per gram. What is the street
value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it.?



5. If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from
Centrelink, also works for his brother as a builder and receives a
further $400.00 per week, and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his
11 children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a
smashed Tarago from the auctions?


6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average
letter is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray
with 3 cans of paint?


7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair,
and Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is 47?


8. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out
of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?


9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every
18 months and this costs him $400.00, how often should he change the oil
if he wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?



10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on
weekends and earns $1, 200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give
him for his job search allowance?


11. If Bankstown 's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5%
per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1% per month, at what
rate are the Skippies leaving?
Mike Bradberry
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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:18 pm, by:  Mike Bradberry (Halflife) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Gary, I used to live in Bash Hill.
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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:35 pm, by:  Gary Rollason (Garyr) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mike, so why did you move to Queensland?
Too many warrants? (just kidding!)

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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 01:19 pm, by:  David Vaughan (Davidv) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Gary's entry for Racist Of The Week.
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Friday, May 30, 2008 - 01:02 am, by:  Luciano Fuentes (Luch) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

two black guys are walking to centerlink to find some work.....when they get there they see a picture of a white guy with the words WANTED for rape stuck on the wall.
one black guy looks at his friend and says "these white guys get all the good jobs"
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Friday, May 30, 2008 - 07:52 am, by:  Gary Rollason (Garyr) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Jokes is Jokes, Dave!!

Ya WOWSER!!!

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Friday, May 30, 2008 - 08:14 am, by:  David Vaughan (Davidv) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Well, judgement is judgement, Gary, and you showed none at all by including the obviously misleading and racist item 11. Every item before that is a stand-alone joke of some sort. Item 11 is a racist comment from a self-identifying group. Had you dropped that you would have got away with the lack of variation in name ethnicity in the jokes themselves.
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Friday, May 30, 2008 - 10:02 am, by:  Gary Rollason (Garyr) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mate

point taken, but I just copied and pasted. Make your own judgement call and laugh or not. Most jokes poke fun at one minority or another and all will offend someone, somewhere.

(What the hell is a skippy anyway?)
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Friday, May 30, 2008 - 11:13 am, by:  Brenton Trafford (Traff) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Gary Rollason wrote on Friday, May 30, 2008 - 10:02 am:

What the hell is a skippy anyway?




It's like a quickie, but done on one foot.

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