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Mal Nicholson
TryHard
W.A
TT

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 07:15 pm, by:  Mal Nicholson (Soarermal) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

My dog ate my phone!


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So since I don't have a tree to hang the dog from I have gone out and bought a sapling...as soon as it's big enough and can hold a 18kg dog I'll buy a rope and linch the Friggin! Dog!

PS I respect animals...just not my dog lol
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder

Posts: 4694
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 07:23 pm, by:  Daniel Clarke (Dieseltrain) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Dog 1 Mal 0 !!! Hahaha
Joe Russell
TryHard
Marlborough
4.0 V8 GT-L(UZZ31)

Posts: 261
Reg: 10-2008

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 07:34 pm, by:  Joe Russell (Joe_r) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Mal Nicholson wrote on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 07:15 pm:

My dog ate my phone! ...
PS I respect animals...just not my dog lol




Not your dog?

But damn I hate that. Cellphones get destroyed so often!
Mike Bradberry
Goo Roo
Queensland
V8 UnLimited

Posts: 1214
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 07:47 pm, by:  Mike Bradberry (Halflife) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Obviously a mobile dog.
Ben Daniel
Goo Roo
WA
UZZ31 & JZA80

Posts: 1914
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 08:09 pm, by:  Ben Daniel (Lexustt) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Maybe if you fed the poor thing he wouldn't try eat your possesions :-)
Ty Mackay
TryHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 09:22 pm, by:  Ty Mackay (Duo89) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hes just pi$$ed off cause you ditch him every morning when you go to work, he just is lashing out at you for leaving him alone... like a typical child really...

doesn't get what it wants so it cries...in your case a destroyed item. hahaha

haha funny though!

not to mention, the dog probably has trianing issues, cause obviously the dog must have taken the phone from either a benchtop? hahaha

priceless! haha

you leave him to go to work, its his way of telling you, your a bastard.. hahah!

only joking haha!
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 09:50 pm, by:  Daniel Clarke (Dieseltrain) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Easy way to fix.. Get your dog a Friend so he not lonely :-)
Ben Daniel
Goo Roo
WA
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Posts: 1916
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 11:03 pm, by:  Ben Daniel (Lexustt) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Maybe he was trying to phone home ? :-)
Mal Nicholson
TryHard
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TT

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 11:13 pm, by:  Mal Nicholson (Soarermal) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

1. My dog has a friend, my son. Though my son is the main reason for the dogs disobedience. Plus if I get another dog to keep the one I've already got company I'll just loose my phones twice as fast.

2. Yes I should feed my dog. :-)

3. yes I should walk my dog. :-)

4. I have a wife who does 2. and 3.

5. My own stupid fault for leaving the phone on the outdoor table and attending to my childs needs (dirty stinky nappy)

6. I not going to hang the dog anymore. For now!
lol

7. I should have got a cat...or a goldfish.
Tim Ross
DieHard
Qld
V8 50RRA

Posts: 538
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 11:47 pm, by:  Tim Ross (Retox) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

That will teach you to leave your dog in your handbag with your phone!

:-)

jokes jokes
Matthew Sharpe
Goo Roo
North Island
JZZ31

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 06:22 am, by:  Matthew Sharpe (Madmatt) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oh well, thats what insurance is for I guess.
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla

Posts: 4324
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 07:15 am, by:  Callum Finch (Sigeneat) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Mal Nicholson wrote on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 - 11:13 pm:

7. I should have got a cat...or a goldfish.



Cats are 100000x times worse than a dog.

...1000000000000000000x times even.
David Vaughan
Goo Roo
NSW
V8 Ltd manual

Posts: 4209
Reg: 07-2005

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 07:55 am, by:  David Vaughan (Davidv) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Get a cat AND a goldfish. Make the cat happy.

Buy another goldfish.
Anika Le
Tinkerer
SA
TT 1JZ-GTE

Posts: 85
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 10:08 am, by:  Anika Le (Hime1901) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mike Beck
Goo Roo
New Zealand
Soarer Limited UZZ31 V8

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Reg: 11-2005

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 05:31 pm, by:  Mike Beck (Gold_40gt) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Matthew Sharpe wrote on Wednesday, March 04, 2009 - 06:22 am:

Oh well, thats what insurance is for I guess.




Exactly.
Dave Hart
Goo Roo
Waikato
UZZ32

Posts: 1383
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Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 02:24 pm, by:  Dave Hart (Davyboy) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

What a load of doggerel
Rod Iseppi
DieHard
wa
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Thursday, March 05, 2009 - 07:22 pm, by:  Rod Iseppi (Rod) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

a .22 rifle will do the job....
Don Bagnall
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Saturday, March 07, 2009 - 01:44 pm, by:  Don Bagnall (Baggs) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


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Mal Nicholson
TryHard
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Monday, March 09, 2009 - 09:05 pm, by:  Mal Nicholson (Soarermal) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Yeah insurance is great...shame I didn't have any.
Mal Nicholson
TryHard
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Monday, March 09, 2009 - 09:10 pm, by:  Mal Nicholson (Soarermal) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The dog in question. The expression says it all. GIULTY!

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Maurice Diggler
Goo Roo
Victoria
TR44i

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Monday, March 09, 2009 - 11:04 pm, by:  Maurice Diggler (Mau_rice) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hang it anyways, it's not nearly as cute as a cat IMO.

Note - I said not as cute, it's cute, but cats are way cuter. :-)
Tim Ross
DieHard
Qld
V8 50RRA

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 02:06 am, by:  Tim Ross (Retox) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Thats not a dog.... thats a barking mop
Kristoph Schneider
Tinkerer
NSW
Soarer V8

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 11:09 am, by:  Kristoph Schneider (Kristoph) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hahaha Tim made me laugh.
Ty Mackay
TryHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009 - 02:46 pm, by:  Ty Mackay (Duo89) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

agreed with tom :-)

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