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James Harris
Goo Roo
QLD
GT Starlet
Posts: 2870
Reg: 07-2005
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Whats the difference between Disney Films and Michael Jackson ?
- Disney films can still touch kids
HAH
I wonder if his organs will continue to be donated to children ?  |
Ian Johnston
DieHard
South Australia
UZZ30 GT 4.0
Posts: 857
Reg: 07-2005
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Doesnt take long does it |
James Harris
Goo Roo
QLD
GT Starlet
Posts: 2871
Reg: 07-2005
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oooooh oooooh heard this one also
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett ?
- About 3 hours ! |
Karen Farmer
TryHard
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 256
Reg: 12-2007
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Really bad taste. |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
Celsior 1UZ-FE Mines, JZZ30 1.5JZ-GTE To4z
Posts: 2408
Reg: 03-2006
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hehehehehehe |
Brenton Trafford
Goo Roo
SA
V8 Limited - UZZ31
Posts: 1003
Reg: 08-2005
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James Harris wrote on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 03:05 pm:I wonder if his organs will continue to be donated to children ?
I heard he wants to be melted down and recylced into a playstation, so kids can play with him. |
Ty Mackay
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte
Posts: 602
Reg: 01-2009
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James Harris wrote on Friday, June 26, 2009 - 03:07 pm:
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett ?
- About 3 hours !
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it took a few minutes for this one to click i didnt understand it at first because i didnt hear about farrah until after the michael broadcast |
Ryan Posselt
TryHard
NSW
Celsior V8
Posts: 443
Reg: 08-2006
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Yep I'm with Karen - bad taste boys |
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder
Posts: 5189
Reg: 03-2006
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The Thread Title clearly says what it is peoples .
Dont wanna read the jokes ??? Then Dont select this thread .
I Wonder if your allowed to take monkeys up with you ? |
Brenton Trafford
Goo Roo
SA
V8 Limited - UZZ31
Posts: 1004
Reg: 08-2005
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Humour is some people's way of dealing with grief... now, back to the jokes. |
James Harris
Goo Roo
QLD
GT Starlet
Posts: 2873
Reg: 07-2005
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HAHAH... yeh its true, it IS bad taste/black humour.
Is it bad that ive always been such a fan of this type of humour? Was I the only one laughing my ass off when the Chaser boys did the "make a realistic wish foundation" skit ? I do have a warped sense of humour though and i spose people either love it or hate it.
Anyways -
The king of Pop is dead, may he rest in pea
dolphilia |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 225
Reg: 08-2008
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the real story is Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... He ate some dodgy 12 year old nuts |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
Celsior 1UZ-FE Mines, JZZ30 1.5JZ-GTE To4z
Posts: 2411
Reg: 03-2006
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authorities have just released a statement saying that they will melt Micheal Jacksons body, and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 226
Reg: 08-2008
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How do you stop a smooth criminal?
Cardiac Arrest |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
Celsior 1UZ-FE Mines, JZZ30 1.5JZ-GTE To4z
Posts: 2412
Reg: 03-2006
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ooooh wait: Jackson 5 concert tickets: 20% off!
boom tish! |
Ben Socratous
Goo Roo
SA
as i drive though the valley of the 1/4 mile, i shall fear no falcodore, for the angel of boost is with me
Posts: 2202
Reg: 07-2005
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Apparently the hospital doesn't know what to do with his body, the plastic recycling got collected yesterday! |
Mike Bradberry
Goo Roo
Queensland
V8 UnLimited
Posts: 1410
Reg: 07-2005
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Yes I know what the heading is and I laughed at some of the humour, but I still think he was one of the greatest performers of the 20th century.
He could really sing and was right up there with some of the best dancers this planet has ever seen. I think he may have even done some of his own choreography.
It's easy to condemn someone who is a little different from most, as people need to feel comfortable about their (normal?) selves.
Even though he was never convicted of any of the supposed crimes he was crucified by both the media and the general public.
Is it just possible that a man can sleep with a child and not be sexual with them? |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 227
Reg: 08-2008
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What about when he dangled his son off a balcony?
Try and justify that. |
Mike Bradberry
Goo Roo
Queensland
V8 UnLimited
Posts: 1411
Reg: 07-2005
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Matt, I don't justify that. I'm well aware he was not perfect. But then, I'm not sure as I know anyone who is. |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 228
Reg: 08-2008
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I agree, not everyone is perfect.
But theres
"Not Perfect"
and then theres
"Hanging a child over a 3 story balcony" |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
Celsior 1UZ-FE Mines, JZZ30 1.5JZ-GTE To4z
Posts: 2414
Reg: 03-2006
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Hey Mike, i do think that perhaps a guy who was robbed of his childhood might well be capable of enjoying a sleepover with some like minded people, be they kids, at a later age. In my humble little uneducated opinion, MJ comes accross as a someone who always wanted to stay a child, in a way that someone persues an event that has already passed.
In regards to his talent, well. All I can say is that I finally have, for my generation, (as well as others, I mean we are talking about a talent that spanned the 60's 70's 80's 90's and this decade) an Elvis Presley. Or a John Lennon. Or a Roy Orbison.
Michael Jacksons talent is undeniable. Still think he is able to laugh with us though.
P.S. my first concert ticket was to MJ at princess park |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
Celsior 1UZ-FE Mines, JZZ30 1.5JZ-GTE To4z
Posts: 2415
Reg: 03-2006
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Man i hanged my little brother off Eureka Towers. |
Tim Ross
DieHard
Qld
6+2>8 (50RRA)
Posts: 795
Reg: 09-2007
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He didnt have a heart attack!
he went to the childrens hospital and had a stroke! |
Tim Ross
DieHard
Qld
6+2>8 (50RRA)
Posts: 796
Reg: 09-2007
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michael jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates = james (aged 9) and paul (aged 11) |
Bruce Passfield
TryHard
Qld
V8
Posts: 177
Reg: 09-2005
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McDonalds are bringing out a new burger in memory of Jacko...A 50 year old piece of meat, between to 10 year old buns !!! |
Bruce Passfield
TryHard
Qld
V8
Posts: 178
Reg: 09-2005
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Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven, When she got there God asked her what she wanted the most in the world. She said she wanted all the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson !! |
Bruce Passfield
TryHard
Qld
V8
Posts: 179
Reg: 09-2005
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Michael Jacksons will states that he wants to be cremated, and made into fruit loops so he can pass through the arse of a ten year old one last time !! |
Rod Iseppi
DieHard
wa
86 chev silverado with 6.0L and T56 goodness ... 
Posts: 879
Reg: 01-2006
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jackos will has been released, he wishes to be left at sea on the provision he is tied to two bouys... |
Rod Iseppi
DieHard
wa
86 chev silverado with 6.0L and T56 goodness ...
Posts: 880
Reg: 01-2006
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jockeys at tomorrows race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for jacko who succesfully rode more 3yr olds than anyone in living history..... |
James Harris
Goo Roo
QLD
GT Starlet
Posts: 2877
Reg: 07-2005
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some really good ones there lads, keep up the foul work |
James Harris
Goo Roo
QLD
GT Starlet
Posts: 2878
Reg: 07-2005
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Ali Saeed
DieHard
WA
V8 Limited
Posts: 657
Reg: 09-2007
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i heard one at work today. Michael wanted to be cremated and his ashes sprinkled on childrens birthday cakes, so they could blow him one last time. |
Rod Iseppi
DieHard
wa
86 chev silverado with 6.0L and T56 goodness ...
Posts: 882
Reg: 01-2006
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hahaha cruel but funny... |
Mike Beck
Goo Roo
New Zealand
540i E34 V8
Posts: 3571
Reg: 11-2005
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Fran Valdivia
DieHard
Wollongong NSW
Soarer V8 Limited & Cesior
Posts: 538
Reg: 01-2007
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A bit late, but hey, I always seem to miss the bus!!
Michael Jackson has died in a traggic accident!!
Government sources have warned about the dangers of eating 12 year old sausage |
Fran Valdivia
DieHard
Wollongong NSW
Soarer V8 Limited & Cesior
Posts: 539
Reg: 01-2007
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At Michael Jackson's funeral they're going to play
End Of The Road....
Michael always preferred Boys To Men!!! |
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