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Ty Mackay
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte
Posts: 937
Reg: 01-2009
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Nina Smart wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 01:34 pm:Oh really? So are you gay?
Greatest COME BACK EVER! |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 370
Reg: 08-2008
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Nina Smart wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 01:34 pm:Oh really? So are you gay?
I said women are failures. Never said they were useless.
Women are great tools, for things like dishes, sex, and cleaning. |
Mike Bradberry
Goo Roo
Queensland
V8 UnLimited
Posts: 1614
Reg: 07-2005
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Wow Matt. You really are a piece of work. Have you ever tried giving complements to people? You might just feel good about yourself. |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 16
Reg: 10-2009
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Aah I see... I wont even start on that one. |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 371
Reg: 08-2008
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Mike Bradberry wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 01:56 pm:Wow Matt. You really are a piece of work. Have you ever tried giving complements to people? You might just feel good about yourself.
I compliment people all the time.
Nina Smart wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 01:57 pm:Aah I see... I wont even start on that one.
Dissapointing. |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 17
Reg: 10-2009
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So I live up to your expectation then i guess. 
Don't really have the time to rebut to chauvinism. |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 372
Reg: 08-2008
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Nina Smart wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 02:49 pm:Don't really have the time to rebut to chauvinism.
Ah i see, Dishes keeping you busy eh? |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 18
Reg: 10-2009
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 Not quite but your pretty close.... keep guessing. |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 373
Reg: 08-2008
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Who let you out of the kitchen then? |
Ali Saeed
Goo Roo
WA
V8 Limited
Posts: 1279
Reg: 09-2007
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i wonder how Matt gets his dishes done? |
Ben Kelly
DieHard
Wentworthville
v8
Posts: 665
Reg: 08-2005
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can i really drag this discussion down into the gutter and suggest that the only way a woman can fail when 'going down' on a man is 1) give up too early 2) umm how can i put this gently...i cant..not swallow
i actually broke up with a girl over this |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 374
Reg: 08-2008
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Ali Saeed wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 05:36 pm:i wonder how Matt gets his dishes done?
I have a wonderfull appliance called a dishwasher.
I also refer to it as "mum" |
Ben Daniel
Goo Roo
WA
UZZ31 & JZA80
Posts: 2256
Reg: 03-2006
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Matt Sartori wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 07:48 pm:I have a wonderfull appliance called a dishwasher.
I also refer to it as "mum"
Sorry to say this Matt but with an attitude like that your mum will be your dishwasher late into your 50's. |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 375
Reg: 08-2008
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You've met me in person ben.
I'm alot less offensive in person =p
If a female can't take a sexist joke they're not the type of person i'd want to assosciate myself with in the first place.
No one wants to be around someone whos serious 24/7 and can't take a joke |
David Vaughan
Goo Roo
NSW
IS300
Posts: 4671
Reg: 07-2005
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Oh, Ben, he should find someone all right. 
She'll be a right twit though.  |
Matt Sartori
TryHard
Western Australia
Rx7
Posts: 376
Reg: 08-2008
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What are you basing that on, David? |
David Vaughan
Goo Roo
NSW
IS300
Posts: 4672
Reg: 07-2005
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Your espoused position, Matt.
There is much to people which is not evident here, but if you wish to dissemble about your views then you have no cause for complaint when they are read as presented. |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 25
Reg: 10-2009
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Matt Sartori wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 05:14 pm:Who let you out of the kitchen then?
No one there to keep me in. I rule my own kitchen thank you.. 
Matt Sartori wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 08:25 pm:No one wants to be around someone whos serious 24/7 and can't take a joke
I agree with that. But there is a line. I think maturity determines this line however. |
David Tra
Goo Roo
qld
TT
Posts: 1236
Reg: 11-2007
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I like girls. |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 27
Reg: 10-2009
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Ben Kelly wrote on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 07:14 pm:1) give up too early 2) umm how can i put this gently...i cant..not swallow
I did give up... need more practise I think.
I do but is it really a big deal if the chick doesnt swallow? can I ask why? I mean you have already had your pleasure right... |
Ty Mackay
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte
Posts: 942
Reg: 01-2009
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^ ^ ^ ^
David pretty much has the answer, simple but affective |
Ty Mackay
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte
Posts: 943
Reg: 01-2009
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Nina Smart wrote on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 11:13 am:I do but is it really a big deal if the chick doesnt swallow? can I ask why? I mean you have already had your pleasure right...
haha!.. true but at the same time, im not bothered up to my partner to decide, but i cant put words in to describe the feeling of a woman swallowing, i dunno its like, POWER....
haha!
either way i get sex in life so im happy enough. |
Ali Saeed
Goo Roo
WA
V8 Limited
Posts: 1284
Reg: 09-2007
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power to who? you or her? |
Ty Mackay
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte
Posts: 947
Reg: 01-2009
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the male... |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 30
Reg: 10-2009
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I dunno hun, having a guy by his most precious piece is pretty empowering. |
Ryan Posselt
DieHard
NSW
Celsior V8
Posts: 551
Reg: 08-2006
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yep teeth could be used... |
Ty Mackay
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT 1jz-gte
Posts: 948
Reg: 01-2009
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fair argument didnt think that through, as i have never had that happen to me.... yet
just remind me not to pi$$ my girlfriend off during thanks |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 36
Reg: 10-2009
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probably would make life a little easier not to try and piss her off ever. haha |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
Celsior 1UZ-FE Mines, JZZ30 1.5JZ-GTE To4z
Posts: 2534
Reg: 03-2006
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Nina, Anika, this thread is horrible, I really feel for you both.I for one am totally ashamed right now. Please let me apologise for the behaviour of my friends.
What say we leave these gorillas to fight over the bananas, and head back to my place for some champagne and a spa.
Excellent pick you both up soon  |
Leon Wright
Goo Roo
WA
V8 UZZ31
Posts: 1095
Reg: 08-2006
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Nina Smart wrote on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 04:15 pm:probably would make life a little easier not to try and piss her off ever. haha
You ask the impossible, it's a genetic pre-disposition. Males have an inane ability to piss off their significant other.  |
Ben Kelly
DieHard
Wentworthville
v8
Posts: 666
Reg: 08-2005
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haha nina look, the thing youre a young lady just starting out on life's great adventure. If you want sex tips there are plenty on the net, but can I just say that alternating mouth and hand is a great idea...stops fatigue and varies the sensation and hastens climax. Also re swallowing, well its probably just a biological 'need' but its great. I just hope that your partner is more than willing to satisfy you in whatever way you desire. If its a one sided thing, then no deal - find a better lover. |
Ali Saeed
Goo Roo
WA
V8 Limited
Posts: 1286
Reg: 09-2007
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why would you want to hasten climax? |
Tim Ross
Goo Roo
Qld
1J + GT3582R (6+1>8)
Posts: 1343
Reg: 09-2007
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Agree on the spit vs swallow vs gargle perspective posted above
Really, who cares if she swallows my pride... all that matters is its out of my system... do what you like with it... donate it to the local sperm bank or sell it on ebay for all I care |
Nina Smart
Tinkerer
QLD
SC400
Posts: 38
Reg: 10-2009
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Ben Kelly wrote on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 07:36 pm:If its a one sided thing, then no deal - find a better lover
To be honest I dont like it being done to me.
Leon Wright wrote on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 06:58 pm:You ask the impossible
haha, I know. We just cant help but show and express our frustrations. You blokes just can't listen very well. You have selective hearing which infuriates us ladies.
and for the record I'm not that young I'm 25... so close to 30 its scary haha. |
Tim Ross
Goo Roo
Qld
1J + GT3582R (6+1>8)
Posts: 1346
Reg: 09-2007
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25= not that young..... wtf? |
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