Monday, December 12, 2005 - 10:00 am, by: Luke Nieuwhof(Luke_nieuwhof)
Maybe we should make a few more suggestions for the FAQ section.
Q. Will the Sunami Turbo help me pick up chicks? A. Yes, women are attracted by the psshhht sound. Our simulated turbo noise has been specially calculated for maximum picking up. For best effect we recommend combining Sunami Turbo with Sunami-brand neons and subwoofers.
Q. Does Sunami Turbo come with a sticker? A. Yes, Sunami Turbo comes with ten stickers, each individually adding a further 20 rear wheel kilowatts. For maximum effect place them down the front of your door or across the top of your windscreen.
Q. What products will Sunami be producing in the future? A. Sunami will soon release our summer brand of rice including Sunami Cylinders, which add four or two cylinder noises to your engine to make it sound bigger, and the Sunami Carbon Fibre Sticker range to make your car look lighter but actually make it heavier!
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