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Haydn Crandell
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Monday, June 07, 2010 - 09:07 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

what do they actualy mean by that?

when you see that sign is it like now im wondering if this is genuine or not hmmm of course it is a genuine sale or you wouldnt be selling it.

so if a car is just "for Sale" does that mean it isnt Genuine.

Usually genuine reason for sale means:

"Its got a really annoying fault which doesn't stop it from running, but is required for rego and will cost a fortune to fix"


what about these ones lol
1 CAREFUL LADY OWNER (and then 4 suicidally reckless male ones)

CELEBRITY OWNER (used in a low budget porn film - seats may require cleaning)

GOOD CONDITION (only rolled once)

25'000 GENUINE K's then another 150'000 non-genuine)

GENUINE REASON FOR SALE (it's worn out)

FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY (for scrap)
Austen Menze
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Monday, June 07, 2010 - 09:30 pm, by:  Austen Menze (Mercyfulfate) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hahaha too true!
James Buchan
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Monday, June 07, 2010 - 10:17 pm, by:  James Buchan (Jrbuch) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Now that you mention it, those lines commonly used in car sale adds are annoying!
Ali Saeed
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Monday, June 07, 2010 - 11:02 pm, by:  Ali Saeed (Ali) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

i guess it means they've made their mind up to sell it, and its not an EOI.
Warren Moore
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Monday, June 07, 2010 - 11:19 pm, by:  Warren Moore (Warreng) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

haha good points

CELEBRITY OWNER (used in a low budget porn film - seats may require cleaning) LMFAO
Mike Beck
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 06:09 am, by:  Mike Beck (Gold_40gt) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hahah love it.
Daniel Blackham
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 03:07 pm, by:  Daniel Blackham (Daniel24) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

FAST CAR - Means I floged the shizer out of it.
James Cahir
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 03:27 pm, by:  James Cahir (James987) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I like ads that say 'female owner', but then you scroll down the page and the seller's name is Steve/John/Robert etc
Evan Kaio
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 03:38 pm, by:  Evan Kaio (Knave) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

And then there is, 'Why are you selling it'.
Natasha D'Abreo
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 04:35 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Haha i think alot of people write things like that... When i sold my commodore a bit ago I put on my car sales ad; female owner (means nothing, car was thrashed)
genuine kms (big no no) and good condition for age (it rolled three times) oh and good car for a P-plater, being done up and all (transmission slipping and excessive oil leaks, so bound to last them till them write it off)

when your buying a car, its always a risk.

when i went to buy a car, i did that check with the vin and all that, and it was previously written off and was still under finance.

The next car I bought was an Audi 90 sport, i bought this from the car auction. The sheet on the window said it was all servicable for its age, so i won the car, went to go start it, and the battery was flat, so they jumped it and off i went. Then it started bubbling and over heating. Anyway when i got it home, we decided to sell the car, a girl bought it, and brought her boyfriend along, they were both 18. I told him and her ALL the problem, as i sold it for very cheap. they didnt even want to take it for a test drive, but i insisted that they should. He took it for a drive, checked under the hood and fiddled with some things and said Yes we will take it. I told them you wont be able to make it home, as they lived 100kms away, and they said we will work it out. By the way the boyfriend was a mechanic, (so he says) they get home and tell me I didnt tell them that the thermo fan switch had been bypassed and cracked it...
when i listed everything that was wrong and made a list of what itd need to pass road worthy, and she said to me I was to keep the car, but you pay me an extra $500-700 to help get a road worthy, bitc* was insane.
Natasha D'Abreo
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 04:36 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

CELEBRITY OWNER (used in a low budget porn film - seats may require cleaning)

Ewwwww! haha
Haydn Crandell
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 04:59 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Ali Saeed wrote on Monday, June 07, 2010 - 11:02 pm:

Monday, June 07, 2010 - 11:02 pm, by: Ali Saeed (Ali)


i guess it means they've made their mind up to sell it, and its not an EOI.




yeah forgot about the old EOI lol.

does that mean i dont want to sell it but if some knob is dumb enough to pay more then i want if i did want to sell it i'll sell it lol.
Haydn Crandell
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:01 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


James Cahir wrote on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 03:27 pm:

Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 03:27 pm, by: James Cahir (James987)


I like ads that say 'female owner', but then you scroll down the page and the seller's name is Steve/John/Robert etc




id stay away from Female owners ....well most no offence to females here OK!, they dont give a about servicing cars.

they think air jumps in the tyres when you drive past the servo.
Natasha D'Abreo
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:08 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

haha nah your write female drivers dont usually service there car on time and all that. by the way what an EOI?
Andrew Duaso
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:16 pm, by:  Andrew Duaso (Andrewd) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

i like the motorbike classic old ones


never dropped
and the best of all

Never Ridden in the Wet!!!

yet its sat in the backyard in the rain for 6 years LOL
Natasha D'Abreo
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:26 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

nice profile picture andrew
Andrew Duaso
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:32 pm, by:  Andrew Duaso (Andrewd) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

thanks i made it myself with my awesome MS paint skills

i was for a photochop comp on an internet forum

thats the stig doing a skid in the maccas car park LOL
Haydn Crandell
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:53 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

EOI= Expression Of Interest
Matt Sartori
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 06:08 pm, by:  Matt Sartori (Klutch) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Haydn Crandell wrote on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:01 pm:

id stay away from Female owners ....well most no offence to females here OK!, they dont give a •••• about servicing cars.

they think air jumps in the tyres when you drive past the servo.



I know of a certain female perth drifter that would know more than you, AND be able to out drive you.

But hey, women are useless and need to be in the kitchen, not driving cars.
Austen Menze
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 06:52 pm, by:  Austen Menze (Mercyfulfate) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Matt Sartori wrote on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 06:08 pm:

women are useless and need to be in the kitchen, not driving cars.




Can't iron in the kitchen Matt.
Ian Johnston
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 07:15 pm, by:  Ian Johnston (Ted) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

At the risk of being kicked, stoned, piddled on etc, not all females are dumb when it comes to cars.
My daughter knows more about cars than most of the dickheads she hangs around with, and is very particular when it comes to looking after her car.
Me being a car nut doesnt help her cause

Anyway, back on the subject, I always laugh at the first to see will buy add. Do you get a prize if your the 2nd one to buy?
Ben Kelly
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 07:49 pm, by:  Ben Kelly (Ace) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

the worst is actually 'selling on behalf of my brother/mate/cousin' who is overseas. OR when you call about the car for sale and they say 'which one?' - both are usually illegal car dealers. some of which bought it cheap at auction. some have bought at dealers auction via a mates dealers licence.
Haydn Crandell
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 08:17 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Matt Sartori wrote on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 06:08 pm:

Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 06:08 pm, by: Matt Sartori (Klutch)




Haydn Crandell wrote on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 05:01 pm:
id stay away from Female owners ....well most no offence to females here OK!, they dont give a •••• about servicing cars.

they think air jumps in the tyres when you drive past the servo.



I know of a certain female perth drifter that would know more than you, AND be able to out drive you.

But hey, women are useless and need to be in the kitchen, not driving cars.




keep Calm Matt ..........see the word MOST, It's not a competition , i am stating the obvious. wow she can drift good on her, I'm EXCITED!
Matt Sartori
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 08:43 pm, by:  Matt Sartori (Klutch) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Who says i'm not calm?

Hardly stating the obvious.
Haydn Crandell
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:05 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Matt Sartori wrote on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 08:43 pm:

Tuesday, June 08, 2010 - 08:43 pm, by: Matt Sartori (Klutch)


Who says i'm not calm?

Hardly stating the obvious.




The whole i know a driver better then you thing and able to out drive me lol whats that got to do with the topic.

hell man i reckon you can do a better job putting eye liner on then me lol.... so what?

and i was stating the obvious, MOST women dont service there cars.Even Had a women in the thread agree.:-)
Aiden Cheese
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:40 pm, by:  Aiden Cheese (Chillpen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Haydn Crandell wrote on Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:05 pm:



The whole i know a driver better then you thing and able to out drive me lol whats that got to do with the topic.


Dude you took over a for sale thread and you complain about him being not on topic?

Lol you made a joke, he joked on you and you took offence.

What a crazy world.

Edit: oh wait thats right you said "well most no offence to females here " he should have said the same, no one can take offence if they're told not to take offence!
Natasha D'Abreo
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:51 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

haha "women should stay in the kitchen" its funny when guys say that
Natasha D'Abreo
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:56 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

women arn't completely useless... any guy that has a girlfriend will know that.
Natasha D'Abreo
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:58 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

andrew they are awesome paint skills! make me an awesome pic of my car haha, they're cute.
Andrew Duaso
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 01:10 pm, by:  Andrew Duaso (Andrewd) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Thanks :-)

My girlfriend shouldn't stay in the kitchen. She'd burn water.

Maybe if she cooked for me I'd be skinny lol
Natasha D'Abreo
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 01:56 pm, by:  Natasha D'Abreo (Natashad) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

haha, lets hope shes not reading this eyy
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 03:07 pm, by:  Anika Le (Hime1901) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

If women are useless, then men are hopeless
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 04:18 pm, by:  Aiden Cheese (Chillpen) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Anika Le wrote on Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 03:07 pm:

If women are useless, then men are hopeless


What does that even mean? Hopeless? You hoping for something and they don't deliver on it? Is that insulting towards the man or the woman holding the hope?
James Buchan
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 04:37 pm, by:  James Buchan (Jrbuch) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

It's funny how far off the original topic this thread has gone
Haydn Crandell
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 04:51 pm, by:  Haydn Crandell (Haydn) Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Aiden Cheese wrote on Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:40 pm:

Wednesday, June 09, 2010 - 12:40 pm, by: Aiden Cheese (Chillpen)

Lol you made a joke, he joked on you and you took offence.

What a crazy world.

Edit: oh wait thats right you said "well most no offence to females here " he should have said the same, no one can take offence if they're told not to take offence!


.

dude wtf you smoking? lol i didnt take over anything, i started the thread, pretty much about lame excuse when selling cars.
but when i mention about chicks servicing cars they dont (MOST) <<<SEE THAT!

just didnt see how some chick drifting a car better then me had anything to do with it.

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