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Message |
Kristoph Schneider
TryHard
New South Wales
Soarer UZZ31 V8
Posts: 194
Reg: 11-2007
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Even just a visit to the mall I find myself looking back constantly while almost running into support beams.  |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 10
Reg: 12-2011
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sorry but it needs to be said
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Aaron Casey
Goo Roo
nsw
'94 jzz30 gttl, 2 mini's one supercharged 
Posts: 3104
Reg: 08-2005
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Lol i love that top one may have to make a sticker up.. |
Gary Poloskei
DieHard
A.C.T
Soarer JZZ30
Posts: 870
Reg: 01-2008
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lol. |
Drew Rechner
DieHard
South Australia
Posts: 560
Reg: 10-2007
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Michael Fuhrmann wrote on Friday, December 16, 2011 - 07:00 am:sorry but it needs to be said
???? why |
Drew Rechner
DieHard
South Australia
Posts: 561
Reg: 10-2007
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Kristoph it would look good on a tshirt mate |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 11
Reg: 12-2011
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Drew Rechner wrote on Friday, December 16, 2011 - 11:31 am:
well i just got my Soarer and while i like it and have fun driving it, Id still rather be driving my sexy missus
The dudes hair cut in that top pic says it all |
Kristoph Schneider
TryHard
New South Wales
Soarer UZZ31 V8
Posts: 195
Reg: 11-2007
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Haha! He does love having sex with his girlfriend, but he loves his Soarer more ;) |
David Grima
Goo Roo
WA
1JZ-GTE TT
Posts: 1299
Reg: 07-2007
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LOL |
Sebastian Grant
Goo Roo
nsw
soarer TT
Posts: 1873
Reg: 01-2008
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Agreed. When you really like your car and have had it for a while it becomes more than a piece of machinery. It becomes more like a friend. Have you seen the movie Eric Bana made "Love the beast"? Even Dr Phil understands this weird emotional attachment people get to their cars. |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 15
Reg: 12-2011
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I'd always take the girl, unless she was ugly |
Kristoph Schneider
TryHard
New South Wales
Soarer UZZ31 V8
Posts: 196
Reg: 11-2007
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I love that movie! I really respected Eric more after seeing it and how he rebuilt his beast several times. I think I'm actually pretty close to that Sabastian, I always refer to my Soarer as a girl :\ and when shes broken I get really down in the dumps. |
James Johnson
TryHard
Auckland
UZZ31 Soarer x2
Posts: 492
Reg: 03-2009
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That pic would make a good t-shirt Kristoph. Perhaps hit up some screen printers? |
Kristoph Schneider
TryHard
New South Wales
Soarer UZZ31 V8
Posts: 197
Reg: 11-2007
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I'd have to refine it a bit if I ever went that far, I might make him have his hands in his pockets or something.. |
Ben Lipman
Goo Roo
SA
Soarer TT manual, plus TT track car
Posts: 2988
Reg: 04-2006
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Michael Fuhrmann wrote on Friday, December 16, 2011 - 07:48 pm:I'd always take the girl, unless she was ugly
really? I'd always take the car. You can orgasm with out a woman...try driving with out a car
seriously... put it on a shirt. I'd wear it just like it is (less gay Twilight fringe thing) |
Dan McColl
Goo Roo
Victoria (The Nazi State)
Pretty Red Thing and The Black Rattler
Posts: 3148
Reg: 07-2005
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I'd take the car. Cars don't get grumpy with you when you test drive other cars. |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 19
Reg: 12-2011
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Ben Lipman wrote on Saturday, December 17, 2011 - 06:38 pm:You can orgasm with out a woman
lol you wanker
it would need to be one hell of a car to sway me |
Dan McColl
Goo Roo
Victoria (The Nazi State)
Pretty Red Thing and The Black Rattler
Posts: 3155
Reg: 07-2005
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Uh, I didn't say that. |
Mathew Beames
Newbie
South Australia
V8
Posts: 4
Reg: 11-2011
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Michael Fuhrmann wrote on Saturday, December 17, 2011 - 10:28 pm:I'd take the car. Cars don't get grumpy with you when you test drive other cars.
Ill have to disagree with that one. My cars always tend to suddenly have a problem with them when looking for another to replace them |
Mike Bradberry
Goo Roo
NSW
540i Sport
Posts: 2225
Reg: 07-2005
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So a Soarer with an appropriate sized piece of hose which is attached to the inlet manifold and the other end attached to a particular body part should do the trick.
The harder you drive, the more the fun in both love departments.
Problem solved. |
James Tims
TryHard
Vic
TT
Posts: 451
Reg: 11-2008
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I love my soarer, by far the best car I've ever owned, especially after I ironed out my little issues! It can take anything you throw at it, just keep it serviced every 5,000km's and your laughing. Honestly I would actually cry if my soarer was ever stolen, it's insured for more than what it's worth but it's a GEM! Soarer or girlfriend hmmmm that's a tough question????????? |
Ian Johnston
Goo Roo
South Australia
UZZ30 GT 4.0 SOLD(sort of), BA XR6Turbo Ute. 2007 VE GTS.
Posts: 1460
Reg: 07-2005
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The car would be cheaper in the long run |
Michael Wittwer
TryHard
South Australia
TT
Posts: 102
Reg: 09-2010
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Starting a list of pro's for soarer over girlfriend / wife.
Pros of a Soarer:
After 20 years she still looks sweet.
You can get in to her no matter what time of the day and she happily makes you smile
Petrol is cheaper then clothes / shoes.
The soarer happily goes out with you and your your friends.
(insert your pro's here) |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 63
Reg: 12-2011
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Michael Wittwer wrote on Thursday, January 12, 2012 - 05:59 pm:(insert your pro's here)
Has your soarer ever surprised you by bringing home another soarer for some 1 guy 2 soarer action? |
Drew Rechner
DieHard
South Australia
Posts: 569
Reg: 10-2007
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Michael Fuhrmann wrote on Monday, January 16, 2012 - 03:36 pm:Michael Wittwer wrote on Thursday, January 12, 2012 - 05:59 pminsert your pro's here) Has your soarer ever surprised you by bringing home another soarer for some 1 guy 2 soarer action?
Cool story bro |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 65
Reg: 12-2011
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it's a question ya Muppet |
Michael Wittwer
TryHard
South Australia
TT
Posts: 107
Reg: 09-2010
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I mentioned some soarer 3 way, but she blew her inlet manifold at me and I had to spend the night in the lounge room with my wife |
Michael Fuhrmann
Tinkerer
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 66
Reg: 12-2011
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Michael Wittwer wrote on Monday, January 16, 2012 - 08:00 pm:I mentioned some soarer 3 way, but she blew her inlet manifold at me and I had to spend the night in the lounge room with my wife
refer to 2nd post |
Keenan Edinger
DieHard
WA
UZZ31 GT-L V8
Posts: 572
Reg: 02-2006
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lol, loving this thread......! |
Michael Fuhrmann
TryHard
nowra
Soarer TT
Posts: 180
Reg: 12-2011
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Haydn Stewart
TryHard
SA
V8
Posts: 166
Reg: 03-2012
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i'd get it tattoed on my chest |
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