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Tim Eacott
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 07:57 am, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat
paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way
paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock,
rendering it immobile?

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of
notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take
notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!
A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when
somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I
thought paper would protect you"
Hanré Van Rensburg
TryHard
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 08:09 am, by:  Hanré Van Rensburg (Silent_knight) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hahahahahhahahahah

That makes allot of sense thinking about it actually...
David Vaughan
Goo Roo
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 08:39 am, by:  David Vaughan (Davidv) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Although whether thinking about it makes any sense is another matter entirely
Benny Gammelmark
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 08:56 am, by:  Benny Gammelmark (Oldfield) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Another angle that may, or may not, make sense:

More battles have been won by the written word than by throwing rocks so clearly paper beats rocks.
Only way to beat the written word is twisting it (cut it up and put it together another way) so scissors beat paper.
Only way to shut up someone that twists the written word is hitting him on the head with something heavy.
Perry Morgan
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:09 am, by:  Perry Morgan (Uzz32) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Like rock.
Thomas Mulraney
TryHard
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:10 am, by:  Thomas Mulraney (Mxt_imports) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I think the most sensible thing would be to simply avoid playing rock, paper, scissors with Tim! Unless of course you want a smack in the face...
Hanré Van Rensburg
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:22 am, by:  Hanré Van Rensburg (Silent_knight) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Thomas Mulraney wrote on Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:10 am:

I think the most sensible thing would be to simply avoid playing rock, paper, scissors with Tim! Unless of course you want a smack in the face...




Depends if you have a bigger fist than him....Big Rock makes Small Rock go crumble crumble!!
Tim Eacott
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:25 am, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

HAHA
anyone up for a game?
Adam Lonergan
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:28 am, by:  Adam Lonergan (Alchemistal) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

If playing with Tim, make sure you have a pair of real scissors in your pocket, in case he punches you!
Tim Eacott
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:35 am, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

.......................
Katrina Bruns
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 11:56 am, by:  Katrina Bruns (Katrina) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Tim, I have to ask.. what was the inspiration for the thought on rock/paper/scissors?
Tim Eacott
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 12:11 pm, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Well it was actually an email i was sent... but i agree with it... i'm not really a crazy person!
Justin Hughes
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 01:24 pm, by:  Justin Hughes (Juzza) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

But I am !!!!! - and I can't wait to play scissors, paper rock ASAP !!!!!!!!!
Katrina Bruns
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 01:40 pm, by:  Katrina Bruns (Katrina) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

No wonder I luv you guys so much :-)
Perry Morgan
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 02:20 pm, by:  Perry Morgan (Uzz32) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Problem is Juzza, all your friends live in your head.
Tim Eacott
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 03:13 pm, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

it's ok Juzza, no one wants to play the game with me! they say it hurts to much... hmmm dont know why?
Justin Hughes
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 03:36 pm, by:  Justin Hughes (Juzza) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

True Perry , True - but boy !!! do we have FUN !!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Gammelmark
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 05:03 pm, by:  Benny Gammelmark (Oldfield) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Maybe you can find someone to play it with over the internet Tim ....
Greg Boschman
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:49 pm, by:  Greg Boschman (Soarin) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I'll play with you tomorrow but i'll choose Scissors. After you punch me i'll prove Scissor's beats Rock.
Tim Eacott
DieHard
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 06:26 am, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I dont like this game anymore...
Kate Green
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TT

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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 02:52 pm, by:  Kate Green (Mischief) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

So, let me get this straight.....Greg wants to play with Tim and Justin is itching join in. Adam will only play if he has a pair of scissors in his pocket (which explains why all his mates are in his head) and Benny wants to play on the net. Right, I think I've got it....ummmmm
Tim Eacott
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 - 04:16 pm, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

hmmm yep you got it Kate! i think....
Katrina Bruns
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Thursday, February 09, 2006 - 05:23 pm, by:  Katrina Bruns (Katrina) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I think I agree with Kate on this one..
Ben Dowdell
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 08:39 pm, by:  Ben Dowdell (Ben) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

i have the best attachment for this thread but alas i cannot upload due to size.


Yes people Saddam has the best way to play this game ... hahaha
Tim Eacott
DieHard
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 10:17 pm, by:  Tim Eacott (Timme) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

email it to me and i will put it up.
teacott@ezy.com.au
Ben Dowdell
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 10:27 pm, by:  Ben Dowdell (Ben) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

email on the way
Dan McColl
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 12:17 pm, by:  Dan McColl (Hoon) Quote hilighted text Edit Post Delete Post Print Post   View Post/Check IP (Moderator/Admin Only) Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I always pick dynamite. There aint nuthin that can beat that (except thermo-nuclear devices).

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