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Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 682 Reg: 07-2005
| When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you" |
Hanré Van Rensburg
TryHard Auckland Soarer TT
Posts: 157 Reg: 08-2005
| hahahahahhahahahah That makes allot of sense thinking about it actually... |
David Vaughan
Goo Roo ACT Soarer GT-L (4.0 V8) Lexus is300 (3.0 VVT-i 6)
Posts: 1359 Reg: 07-2005
| Although whether thinking about it makes any sense is another matter entirely |
Benny Gammelmark
Goo Roo NSW V8 UZZ31
Posts: 1272 Reg: 07-2005
| Another angle that may, or may not, make sense: More battles have been won by the written word than by throwing rocks so clearly paper beats rocks. Only way to beat the written word is twisting it (cut it up and put it together another way) so scissors beat paper. Only way to shut up someone that twists the written word is hitting him on the head with something heavy. |
Perry Morgan
DieHard Qld UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 727 Reg: 07-2005
| Like rock. |
Thomas Mulraney
TryHard South Australia JZZ30 TT
Posts: 272 Reg: 07-2005
| I think the most sensible thing would be to simply avoid playing rock, paper, scissors with Tim! Unless of course you want a smack in the face... |
Hanré Van Rensburg
TryHard Auckland Soarer TT
Posts: 158 Reg: 08-2005
|
Thomas Mulraney wrote on Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 09:10 am:I think the most sensible thing would be to simply avoid playing rock, paper, scissors with Tim! Unless of course you want a smack in the face...
Depends if you have a bigger fist than him....Big Rock makes Small Rock go crumble crumble!! |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 684 Reg: 07-2005
| HAHA anyone up for a game? |
Adam Lonergan
TryHard Victoria UZZ32
Posts: 199 Reg: 08-2005
| If playing with Tim, make sure you have a pair of real scissors in your pocket, in case he punches you! |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 685 Reg: 07-2005
| ....................... |
Katrina Bruns
TryHard SD Jeep Cherokee Sport 4.0 In-line 6
Posts: 245 Reg: 08-2005
| Tim, I have to ask.. what was the inspiration for the thought on rock/paper/scissors? |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 687 Reg: 07-2005
| Well it was actually an email i was sent... but i agree with it... i'm not really a crazy person! |
Justin Hughes
DieHard VIC V8 UZZ31 LTD
Posts: 683 Reg: 07-2005
| But I am !!!!! - and I can't wait to play scissors, paper rock ASAP !!!!!!!!! |
Katrina Bruns
TryHard SD Jeep Cherokee Sport 4.0 In-line 6
Posts: 247 Reg: 08-2005
| No wonder I luv you guys so much |
Perry Morgan
DieHard Qld UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 732 Reg: 07-2005
| Problem is Juzza, all your friends live in your head. |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 689 Reg: 07-2005
| it's ok Juzza, no one wants to play the game with me! they say it hurts to much... hmmm dont know why? |
Justin Hughes
DieHard VIC V8 UZZ31 LTD
Posts: 684 Reg: 07-2005
| True Perry , True - but boy !!! do we have FUN !!!!!!!!!!! |
Benny Gammelmark
Goo Roo NSW V8 UZZ31
Posts: 1273 Reg: 07-2005
| Maybe you can find someone to play it with over the internet Tim .... |
Greg Boschman
Tinkerer ACT JZA/MZ70 + 89 soarer / JZX100 Chaser
Posts: 63 Reg: 07-2005
| I'll play with you tomorrow but i'll choose Scissors. After you punch me i'll prove Scissor's beats Rock. |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 691 Reg: 07-2005
| I dont like this game anymore... |
Kate Green
TryHard NSW TT
Posts: 118 Reg: 07-2005
| So, let me get this straight.....Greg wants to play with Tim and Justin is itching join in. Adam will only play if he has a pair of scissors in his pocket (which explains why all his mates are in his head) and Benny wants to play on the net. Right, I think I've got it....ummmmm |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 699 Reg: 07-2005
| hmmm yep you got it Kate! i think.... |
Katrina Bruns
TryHard SD Jeep Cherokee Sport 4.0 In-line 6
Posts: 248 Reg: 08-2005
| I think I agree with Kate on this one.. |
Ben Dowdell
Tinkerer SA GT Limited V8
Posts: 35 Reg: 07-2005
| i have the best attachment for this thread but alas i cannot upload due to size. Yes people Saddam has the best way to play this game ... hahaha |
Tim Eacott
DieHard ACT JZZ30 Factory Manual GTL-L
Posts: 769 Reg: 07-2005
| email it to me and i will put it up. teacott@ezy.com.au |
Ben Dowdell
Tinkerer SA GT Limited V8
Posts: 36 Reg: 07-2005
| email on the way |
Dan McColl
DieHard Victoria UZZ-32 V8 Soarer #138
Posts: 740 Reg: 07-2005
| I always pick dynamite. There aint nuthin that can beat that (except thermo-nuclear devices). |