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David Janiec
Tinkerer
WA
Soarer 4.0GT-L UZZ31
Posts: 88
Reg: 07-2005
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Really, really doesn't work. Never doing that again.
Leather is the worst, you slip off the seat sometimes and other times you stick! Leather makes a lot of noise. The car isn't big enough in the front or back seats!
My commodore was far easier, if anyone has any soarer specific tips I'd be interested. 
I apologise if this sort of discussion isn't allowed, if it's the case, delete away! |
Shane Ilich
DieHard
W.A.
Manual Single T
Posts: 915
Reg: 07-2005
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All that bonnet, and you went for the back seat????    |
Avin Luther
DieHard
vic
Soarer uzz31 Limited
Posts: 982
Reg: 07-2005
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i tried sex once... neil said it wouldnt hurt much.
but it still does  |
Daniel Czechowski
DieHard
Western Australia
Soarer GT-T
Posts: 916
Reg: 07-2005
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Ok, I think we can all agree not to ever buy your car David 
Fairmonts are good sized too, you just gotta wipe feet marks off the windows or people start wondering things, and may even be rude enough to ask a question (like my parents couple of years ago  )
Personally now that I can afford my own place I prefer to be comfortable so there   |
Shane Ilich
DieHard
W.A.
Manual Single T
Posts: 918
Reg: 07-2005
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Avin Luther wrote on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 06:07 pm:i tried sex once... neil said it wouldnt hurt much.
but it still does
No, Avin, what he actually said was "This won't hurt a bit"...it'll hurt a lot!  |
Miles Baker
TryHard
Vic
V8
Posts: 255
Reg: 08-2005
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Two bench seats and 4 doors baby!
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Luke Nieuwhof
DieHard
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 856
Reg: 07-2005
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Pfffft David you show off.
My Soarer is unfortunately a virgin...the next girlfriend, actually make that the next girl, will definitely have to be a part of a threesome with her.
This issue was discussed in length at a recent WA Soarer meet, where much like on the forum, things go off-topic very quickly... |
Craig Webber
TryHard
Vic
TT
Posts: 326
Reg: 07-2005
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I done it once and there was a shiit load of room,front and back.
But then again I was by myself. |
Shane Ilich
DieHard
W.A.
Manual Single T
Posts: 920
Reg: 07-2005
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Nice Miles!!!
And a perfectly situated ashtray for that post-coitus moment
I miss my old EH holden....bench seats are sooo awesome.... |
Samantha Hornby
DieHard
WA
Factory Manual TT
Posts: 797
Reg: 09-2005
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My Soarer is a semi-virgin. She's been to 3rd base...so she's only moderately slutty. The bonnet was considered, however being Autumn I think it may have been counterproductive (if you get my drift). So I'd have to agree and say that in my experience Soarer-action has not been very successful. Shame too...car sex is the kooootz. Recommended: Ford Fairmont. |
Rob Andreacchio
Moderator
Victoria
UZZ31 V8 / JZZ30 TT
Posts: 1535
Reg: 01-2005
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being a manual.... i am sure you could find a use for the gear shifter.....
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Clayton Webb
TryHard
South Australia
'31 V8
Posts: 251
Reg: 09-2005
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Lay the front seat all the way back and have your "special friend" sit on top, facing forward while holding onto the steering wheel and let her work her magic!. |
David Janiec
Tinkerer
WA
Soarer 4.0GT-L UZZ31
Posts: 89
Reg: 07-2005
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Thanks Clayton, I'll give that one a go in about an hour  |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1090
Reg: 09-2005
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The best way to do it is for the guy to sit in the back, fold a front seat forward and shove the girl's head up front.
Try it. |
Craig Webber
TryHard
Vic
TT
Posts: 327
Reg: 07-2005
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What's that little red button for, |
Cihan Aday
DieHard
Victoria
JZZ30
Posts: 758
Reg: 07-2005
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Two words for you soarer sex people, F1 MOTEL |
Samantha Hornby
DieHard
WA
Factory Manual TT
Posts: 798
Reg: 09-2005
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Rob Andreacchio wrote on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 08:06 pm:being a manual.... i am sure you could find a use for the gear shifter.....
Trust me...it's more a hindrance than a help.  |
Rob Andreacchio
Moderator
Victoria
UZZ31 V8 / JZZ30 TT
Posts: 1538
Reg: 01-2005
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Samantha Hornby wrote on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 10:48 pm:Trust me...it's more a hindrance than a help.
I'll have to teach you some stuff when you come down for a visit lol |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1094
Reg: 09-2005
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Such a smoothie Rob. |
Lisa Dang
TryHard
VIC
Civic EG
Posts: 110
Reg: 07-2005
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hahaha u guys are hilarious....
6ft tall n civic dont work either hahahahahahaha
i mean.. opps did i say that? |
Rob Andreacchio
Moderator
Victoria
UZZ31 V8 / JZZ30 TT
Posts: 1539
Reg: 01-2005
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thanks Callum...
I can teach you some stuff to if your interested?? |
Katrina Bruns
TryHard
SD
Cobalt LS 2.2 L
Posts: 393
Reg: 08-2005
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Trust me.. sex in a soarer works just fine. Even for 2 ppl who are both 6 foot tall And, it was the front seat !!! Do I dare put the detail of how it worked so well on here? Would one of the moderators give me the ok to tell? LOL |
Jose-Antonio Castillo
DieHard
NSW
Soarer VVTi single turbo
Posts: 638
Reg: 07-2005
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Lisa Dang wrote on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:33 pm:opps did i say that?
Hahahhahahaha
Sex in Soarers does work, you just have to be creative with the seating arrangements lol
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