Friday, May 12, 2006 - 01:26 pm, by: Ryan Rankovic(Ryan1j)
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I’m the star of the action, But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing, My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing, I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining, All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining, In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past, Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver back off just to give me a holler, "You can’t win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing," I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight, With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night
Friday, May 12, 2006 - 06:59 pm, by: Ben Daniel(Lexustt)
Thats gold.
But you forgot to add the bit where the Ricer does his little fly by after getting his ass creamed. I hate that ••••• its like "You lost, what are you trying to prove?"
Sunday, May 14, 2006 - 09:21 am, by: Ben Socratous(Socrates)
That is soooooo damn funny. Maybe, just maybe if he had a few more stickers (red ones!) he could've gone just that little bt faster. I had someone in a riced (stickered) up mazda 323 give me crap because I had stickers on my car, although mine were along the lines of driver's name, number and battery location. Lights went green and well, he wasn't laughing too hard after that.
Also had this young lass in a majorly riced up civic line me up about a year ago. I thought why not, I could do with a laugh. Alas, she TOASTED ME!!! It was so bad, like me lining Manny up on my pushbike. I really want to know what she was running, pratt & whittney turbofan perhaps? Got my own back though. Was on my way back from a photo consignment with a mate riding shotgun. He took the flash gun off the camera, pointed it out of the window and fired it. She must of thought she had just been entrapped
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I hate that ••••• its like "You lost, what are you trying to prove?"
