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Adam Peterson
DieHard
Western Australia
Bugatti Veyron
Posts: 661
Reg: 04-2006
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what does this 'mumma' stuff have to do with Soarers? |
Perry Morgan
Goo Roo
Qld
UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 1574
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt a helicopter tried to land on her.
Yo Momma's so fat, she wears two watches, one for each time zone.
Yo Momma's so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang. |
Rob Andreacchio
Moderator
Victoria
Supercharged VT Calais & 1991 JZZ30
Posts: 2456
Reg: 01-2005
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Adam Peterson wrote on Monday, March 12, 2007 - 06:26 pm:what does this 'mumma' stuff have to do with Soarers?
What does cock munching have to do with soarers? |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31 
Posts: 3662
Reg: 07-2005
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HAHAHHAHAHHA
Way to go People 
I'm fed up with all the sh!t that goes on lately, need a form of releif..Woo-Hoo
If ya don't like this thread,, stay away,,
Humour on |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 3663
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo momma so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so skinny, she turned sideways and dissapeared. |
Rob Andreacchio
Moderator
Victoria
Supercharged VT Calais & 1991 JZZ30
Posts: 2457
Reg: 01-2005
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Yo Momma is so flat she is jealous of the wall |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 3664
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo momma so short, you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in gaol.
Yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out. |
Luke Nieuwhof
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1944
Reg: 07-2005
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Rob Andreacchio wrote on Monday, March 12, 2007 - 06:42 pm:What does cock munching have to do with soarers?
ROFL
Yo momma's so phat she wears her hat backwards.
No, wait... |
Stephen Howlett
TryHard
victoria
soarer/ 1992/tt auto & 1996 V8 & parts 4 sale
Posts: 326
Reg: 07-2005
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yo momma's so fat she pays double the fare on the bus! |
Ben Daniel
Goo Roo
WA
Twin Turbo
Posts: 1046
Reg: 03-2006
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Your Mummas so stupid she takes 3 hours to watch 60 minutes. |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1370
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo momma's so ugly, she got one big titty, and one little titty, they call the bitch "Biggy Smalls"
Rob Andreacchio wrote on Monday, March 12, 2007 - 06:42 pm:What does cock munching have to do with soarers?
Hahahahahahaahah |
Duy Le
DieHard
NSW
(had) 4.0GT, (had) 4.0GT-L,(had) 5spd TT
Posts: 735
Reg: 07-2005
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Neil Griffiths wrote on Monday, March 12, 2007 - 07:03 pm:Yo momma so short, you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHWAWWWAAAHAHAHAHAA |
Nayr Civoknar
TryHard
Victoria
JZZ30
Posts: 111
Reg: 01-2007
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yo mammas like a toyota.... ohhh what a feeling |
Leon Wright
DieHard
WA
V8 UZZ31
Posts: 555
Reg: 08-2006
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Nayr Civoknar wrote on Monday, March 12, 2007 - 11:29 pm:yo mammas like a toyota.... ohhh what a feeling
Classic!  |
Braden Murdoch
TryHard
NSW
Cressida 1JZ TT
Posts: 353
Reg: 04-2006
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Bwahahaha these are all brilliant!!
Yo momma's so slutty, she's on the weeties box with her legs apart saying "breakfast of champions" |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1372
Reg: 03-2006
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Braden Murdoch wrote on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 10:00 am:Yo momma's so slutty, she's on the weeties box with her legs apart saying "breakfast of champions
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AHAhaahahah. Oh man, laughter is the best medicine  |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1373
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo mommas so stoopid she got hit by a parked car.. |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1374
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo momas so stoopid, she asked Dr Dre for a prescription.. |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1375
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled "ding dong". HAhahaahaa |
Duy Le
DieHard
NSW
(had) 4.0GT, (had) 4.0GT-L,(had) 5spd TT
Posts: 736
Reg: 07-2005
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Aaron Mead wrote on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 11:01 am:Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled "ding dong". HAhahaahaa
HAHAHAHA
Yo Mumma so stupid she got strangled by a cordless phone!! |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 3668
Reg: 07-2005
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This is a •••••• ( not momma ) but great.
http://www.break.com/index/horny_odie_the_wonder_dog.html |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 3669
Reg: 07-2005
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Your Momma so old, her birth certificate say's expired.
Your Momma so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
Your Momma so old, she waited tables at the last supper.
Your Momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctors slapped her parents.
Your Momma so dumb, she sent me a fax with a post stamp on it.
Your Momma so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Your Momma so ugly, when she walks into the bank , they turn off the cameras.
Your Momma so fat, her shadow weighs 100kg. |
Braden Murdoch
TryHard
NSW
Cressida 1JZ TT
Posts: 355
Reg: 04-2006
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Damn these are all so good And a lot of new ones! |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla
Posts: 2706
Reg: 09-2005
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Neil has the highest tally so far =P
This must be what he does all day in his workshop! |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 3670
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo McMomma so McFat, McDonalds won't let her in the door. |
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