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Ben Daniel
Goo Roo
WA
Twin Turbo
Posts: 1052
Reg: 03-2006
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Your Momma is so poor I saw her kicking a box down the street saying she was happilly moving house. |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1378
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo momma so poor, when i stepped on my ciggy, she cried!
Yo momma so poor, she chases the garbage truck down the street with a shopping list in one hand! |
Graham Dollisson
Goo Roo
QLD
GTTL , Morris Marina, P76 V8 Super
Posts: 1158
Reg: 07-2005
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Neil Griffiths wrote on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 - 06:10 pm:Yo McMomma so McFat, McDonalds won't let her in the door.
Yo McMomma so McFat, she won't fit through dam door at McDonalds. |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31 
Posts: 3673
Reg: 07-2005
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Ye McMomma so ugly, ye pigs turn round when she passes.
Ye McMomma so tall and woody, ye folks use her for ye pole vaults. |
Braden Murdoch
TryHard
NSW
Cressida 1JZ TT
Posts: 359
Reg: 04-2006
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Yo Momma's so ugly, the only heads she turns are wood screws, and she needs a pneumatic drill for those ;) |
David Ward
Tinkerer
Forrest Hill
Soarer TT
Posts: 6
Reg: 03-2007
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Yo Momma's so hairy, when she gave birth to you she gave you carpet burn. |
Neil Griffiths
Trader
NSW
212Kw @ 8psi MANUAL Super Charged UZZ31
Posts: 3678
Reg: 07-2005
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David Ward wrote on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 03:56 pm:Yo Momma's so hairy, when she gave birth to you she gave you carpet burn.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA |
Ryan McDonough
TryHard
NSW
JZZ30 TT
Posts: 268
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat, the moon orbits her instead! |
Steven Reid
Tinkerer
Victoria
UZZ31 V8
Posts: 25
Reg: 05-2006
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Yo Momma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon. |
Joshua Rowland
DieHard
Victoria
TT GTTL(Manual)
Posts: 964
Reg: 08-2005
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Funny Sh!t
more more, has to be more. |
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder
Posts: 1475
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo Momma's so DUmb.... She crossed the road just to see why the Chicken Really Does it! |
Ali Yazici
TryHard
Victoria
Stock UZZ31 with Lexus Badges 
Posts: 200
Reg: 08-2006
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Oh these are brilliant ROFL!!!!!!!
Yo motha soooo hairy, when she went to zoo, they took her in as the escaped gorirra!!! |
Dan McColl
Goo Roo
Victoria
Active V8 and a Factory Manual XF.
Posts: 2036
Reg: 07-2005
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Neil Griffiths wrote on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 09:51 pm:Your Momma so dumb, she sent me a fax with a post stamp on it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA •••••• gold.
Yo Momma so stoopid, when she got locked in the supermarket she starved to death. |
Stephen Hurst
Tinkerer
Victoria
Soarer TT
Posts: 16
Reg: 02-2007
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Yo mommas soooooo stupid she can't even drive a nail.
Yo mommas soooo fat when she went to the beach the whales started singing "We are Family"
Yo mommas sooo fat when she went to the beach Green Peace tried to push her back out to sea.
Yo Mommas soo fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo Mommas so fat when she sits down, the government declares the area a 'natural disaster zone'. |
Edward Salem
Tinkerer
SA
AU6 Falcon
Posts: 28
Reg: 01-2007
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had nothing else to do so i thought id post a few of my own...
yo mammas so fat that when she went for a tour of the safari, the poachers were ahooting at her instead!
yo mammas so fat, she never pays to have her car lowered.... ever
yo mammas so fat, she had to take out a second morgage to cover the grocery bills
yo mammas so ugly, ozzy ozborne suddenly looked a whole lot better lol
yo mammas so dumb, she sued porsche for "misleading" advertising, upon discovering her lottery ticket wasnt a winner |
Matthew Crawford
Tinkerer
Victoria
Soarer TT
Posts: 9
Reg: 03-2007
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Yo mamma's glasses are so thick - when she looks into a map she can see people waving back at her |
Nathan Stringer
Tinkerer
SA
UZZ31 V8
Posts: 22
Reg: 01-2006
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Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it! |
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