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Message |
Duy Le
DieHard
NSW
(had) 4.0GT, (had) 4.0GT-L,(had) 5spd TT
Posts: 734
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo Momma's so FAT,
When she do a 360, 2 Christmas's go by |
Kim Nguyen
TryHard
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 437
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo Momma's so FAT
When she jumps, she gets stuck! |
Justin Camilleri
TryHard
QLD
Had a 85 MZ10, 92 TT, Now 91 TT
Posts: 496
Reg: 07-2005
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right....
this could go on forever! |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla
Posts: 2695
Reg: 09-2005
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Yo Momma's so FAT. |
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder
Posts: 1440
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo Momma's so Fat When she sits Around the House... SHE SITS AROooooooooooooouuuuuuuund The house! |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla
Posts: 2696
Reg: 09-2005
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Where have i heard that before, Daniel? =P |
Miles Baker
DieHard
Vic
66 Mustang GT Convertible, 55 Chevy Bel Air, 69 Firebird 455, 70 Dodge Challenger, 69 Corvette Convertible
Posts: 542
Reg: 08-2005
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Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. |
Eddie Apoderado
Tinkerer
ACT
TT
Posts: 62
Reg: 12-2005
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"Yo momma is so fat, all her relationships are looooonnnggg distance." 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLnrsBtJZeM - "Yo Momma" TV Show |
Sean Fair
Tinkerer
Alberta
TT
Posts: 94
Reg: 09-2006
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Yo momma is so fat, she's on BOTH sides of the family! |
Luke Nieuwhof
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT
Posts: 1943
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat she goes to Jenny Craig!
Hmmm I think I need a bit more practice at this. |
Perry Morgan
Goo Roo
Qld
UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 1571
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE.
Yo Momma's so fat, when I climb on top, my ears pop!
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Anthony King
Tinkerer
NSW
TT
Posts: 53
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo momma's so fat people jog around her for exercise |
Rob Andreacchio
Moderator
Victoria
Supercharged VT Calais & 1991 JZZ30
Posts: 2452
Reg: 01-2005
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Yo momma's so short she can do back flips under the bed.
Your momma's so fat, when she cuts herself, gravy pours out. |
Perry Morgan
Goo Roo
Qld
UZZ32 ( V8 )
Posts: 1572
Reg: 07-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat, she gotta iron her pants on the driveway. |
Clayton Webb
TryHard
South Australia
'31 V8
Posts: 468
Reg: 09-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the B!tch! (Eddie) |
Callum Finch
Goo Roo
WA
Soarer TT & Corolla
Posts: 2698
Reg: 09-2005
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Yo Momma's so.. rah forget it.. just go to the website.
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html |
Aaron Mead
Goo Roo
NT
TT
Posts: 1367
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo Momma's so fat, she was baptised at seaworld.
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Braden Murdoch
TryHard
NSW
Cressida 1JZ TT
Posts: 348
Reg: 04-2006
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Yo Momma's so fat, I had to use flour to find the wet spot!
Yo Momma's so fat, when she jogs around the block, the block jogs around her! |
Don Bagnall
Moderator
New Zealand
I have WAY less Soarers than Hayden :-(
Posts: 5893
Reg: 05-2005
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Yo Momma's so fat, she was crossing the road, I swerved to go round her and ran out of GAS! |
Don Bagnall
Moderator
New Zealand
I have WAY less Soarers than Hayden :-(
Posts: 5894
Reg: 05-2005
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I walked by a restaurant and the sign outside said "Seating capacity 150 people, or YO MOMMA!" |
Jeff Bedsor
Tinkerer
QLD
TT
Posts: 28
Reg: 10-2006
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued." |
Nathan Evans
DieHard
Queensland
1JZZ30 TT
Posts: 927
Reg: 07-2005
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thats alot of mumma jokes |
Daniel Clarke
Goo Roo
NSW
TT 2.5L 6 cylinder
Posts: 1448
Reg: 03-2006
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Yo Momma's So Fat, When she dies.... The Grand Canyon is too small a coffin for her ass! |
Ben Daniel
Goo Roo
WA
Twin Turbo
Posts: 1043
Reg: 03-2006
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Your mumms so fat she plays pool with the planets. |
Yo Momma 
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